Pisstaker_General
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I'm taking a long walk down a lonesome road. Which is, to wit, the task of taking the piss out of the rapidly-degenerating industry and community...one drop at a time. I remember long ago before memes, before Youtube...Before Consolitis seized the industry in an epidemic of massive proportions. I remember long ago when it was only your parents and sheltered children who played puzzle games, before every vegan man with a beard began developing them. I remember a time when games were good, before they featured moral overtones...when they were finished and polished by talented people who had wonderful work ethic and a dream they followed to the ends of the Earth...and plasma rifles were in vogue. I remember a time before everyone thought they could be developers - because they really couldn't; a time when people weren't afraid to say bad things about a game. And that's why I'll always be looming in the shadows, ready to take the piss out of them. For I am...THE PISSTAKER GENERAL!
Reviews
The story was ripped straight from some Inu-Yasha-loving teenage girl's Deviant F-art account and takes a steamy poop all over the previous games.
Garret is a wuss.
Tits? Really? It was a brothel, not a Steampunk convention, keep it classy, come on. Great marketing for pubescent boys, though.
You call it a Thief game, it will be judged like a thief game. End. Of. Story.
Repetitive gameplay.
Thief, being fantasy was always a little ambiguous about the time frame it was based on, but the gap this time seemed to invoke both 11th century and 19th century elements...which is just too goddamned much of a difference.
No "Taffer" to be heard.
Audio programming was bad, no ducking during dialogue. Highly annoying.
You ruined everything...
