I will not give them on a ship, I will not give them taking a sh*t, I will not give them on a plane, I will not give them in the rain, I will not give them here or there, I will not give them anywhere, I do not give a fuck you see, now go away and leave me be. ;)

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Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jul 26 2015, 6:21pm says:

There's a joke in this that I'm not getting...

+2 votes   media: Onward to victoryyy
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jul 11 2015, 5:00pm says:

I don't get it...

+1 vote   media: Name*
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jul 5 2015, 12:01pm replied:

Hey Alparius, I'm Omegon

+2 votes   media: A child and a Wolf
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jun 30 2015, 12:54pm replied:

Its a joke from Super Smash Bros. Damage is dealt in percentages, the more damage you take, the higher the number goes, and the more likely the next hit you take will send you flying off the map, which is how you K.O. someone in that game.

The new one for the WiiU allows you to make your own characters out of Wii avatars and customize their stats.

Thus, you have the joke above, someone thought it was clever to make snoop dog and raise the damage he took up to 420%

(I'm soooo bored...)

+3 votes   media: Now here's something for ya
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jun 22 2015, 4:17pm replied:

Actually, EA has been getting slightly better. These days its Activision who's sending out more of its evil mega-corp vibes towards its customers and developers.

+4 votes   media: Konami
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jun 22 2015, 4:14pm says:

***** as far as the ******* eye could see...

+2 votes   media: Konami
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jun 17 2015, 4:16pm says:


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Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jun 14 2015, 9:26pm replied:

"But what if its night time?"

+1 vote   media: Snakes of Ithaka
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jun 9 2015, 5:22pm says:

Thaxos and his men had seen enough. They quietly back away the way they came and turn back towards the entrance of the temple. While they didn't find any ancient artifacts or anything else of that matter in the temple, information on this turn of events was valuable in of itself.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 31 2015, 9:14am says:

Thaxos' squad looks to each other for a moment after Serena's warning, then looked back and all simply nodded in agreement. The team could handle themselves in a fight against force-sensitives but in this case they were ill-equipped to face a group of three of them. They knew full well that pulling anything now would just be flat out stupid.

"We'll follow your lead." Crow replied.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 28 2015, 3:31pm says:

Crow was surprised to see that what he suspected was watching them had revealed itself, or rather herself. The rest of the crew were even more surprised that Serena had revealed herself and opted to aid the Sith in their fight.

The squad whispers amongst themselves, the situation has certainly changed, and they wonder what to do now. They had no idea just how many Massassi were left in the temple, and just how many beasts like the terentatek were lurking in the shadows. This mission was much more difficult than they initially thought, and they knew it was more than likely to only get worse.

"Would you rather leave and face Umbra empty handed?" Crow asks Thaxos.

This was risky, but he always had the trump card he had been given in case he was ever in a pinch like this. He and Crow decided to follow Serena's lead.

The squad reveals themselves, their weapons lowered but ready to fight a moments notice.

"I think we'd like to opt in to that offer if you don't mind." Crow says as they walk into the room. Thaxos simply nods, as Serena and the two Sith turn to face them.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 24 2015, 9:28pm says:

Happy to see that the Sith weren't totally incompetent and could continue doing all the work for them, Thaxos' group continues waiting in the shadows but begin quietly concocting a plan on what they'll do next.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 22 2015, 9:44am replied:

I think the moral of this story is that every problem that arose in Harry Potter could have been solved so much more easily with a gun.

Most of the problems...

+1 vote   media: Harry..u gone so wrong
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 22 2015, 12:42am says:

Thaxos holds back his sneeze with ease, considering wears his armor all the time like most Mandalorians it would have been unpleasant.

His team was getting anxious, while they'd rather let their enemies fight each other, if things didn't resolve soon they would most likely find another way or step in.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 20 2015, 2:39pm says:

While seemingly frozen in time Thaxos' squad had merely left holograms behind to fool the other temple raiders and Massassi guards for reasons that didn't quite make sense, while they went back to their ship to resupply on ammo and snacks.

Jokes aside, the squad waits patiently for the Sith ahead of them to clear out the defenses while they basically took a breather and conserved their strength. They figured the Sith could wear themselves out trying to deal with the temple's defenses while they waited for the opportune moment to strike.

After sitting there for some time, Crow couldn't shake the feeling that that someone or something was watching them. He didn't dare bring it up with his squad mates considering they would just make fun of or ignore him since he had nothing solid to back up his claim. However, he remained alert nonetheless.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 15 2015, 1:03am says:

"I support paid mods".

+6 votes   media: How to piss off Moddb.
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 14 2015, 2:03pm says:

After a few minutes of arguing, Thaxos finally gets everyone to agree to try the right path this time. As they drew closer, they could hear the fight between the two Sith and Massassi warriors. Crow shrouded himself to prevent himself from being sensed by the rival pair.

The squad couches down and observes the fight from a safe distance down the hallway. The figured the could use the Sith rather than avoid them this time around.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 12 2015, 3:29pm replied:

Silence him AK...

+1 vote   media: Flagship
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 11 2015, 9:23pm says:

OOC: Not feeling as inspired today...

IC: Once the squad is at a safe distance down the hallway they begin arguing amongst themselves on what to do next.

OOC: In other words I'm passing my turn until I can come up with something awesome to do about my current predicament.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 8 2015, 2:47pm says:


Upon seeing their plan quickly going sour as the Terentatek along with a pack of tuk'ata charge straight for the squad, they begin back-peddling down the hallway laying down fire at the tuk'ata while Thaxos and Crow cut down any the two commandos miss.

"This is why..." Crow pauses to slash at one of the tuk'ata "I don't..." He cuts down another, "like going on missions with you!"

"Quite complaining and just keep running!"

Jenkins takes his turn at tossing out a thermal detonator towards the tuk'ata pack, and buy them some distance from their enemy as the squad falls back down the hallway, not stopping their retreat for anything.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 6 2015, 12:03pm says:

Crow could now feel the stims kicking in and could now operate without having a limp for at least the next few hours.

"So now what?" Jenkins says a bit too loud but after Thaxos smacks him upside the head he reiterates in a more quiet tone. "Ow, now what?"

"I think we can take them, but that big beast over there worries me."

"Its a Terentatek... from what I've read on them, they have a taste for Force-sensitives."

"Sounds perfect, so while we deal with everyone else, you can rush over when it wakes up and distract it."

"Your joking right? Is that the best you could come up with?"

Thaxos who was actually about to carry out his bad plan stops and reconsiders. "Uh, yeah, totally joking. Well, like I said before, we can deal with the rest but that terentatek is gonna be a pain."

"I could pitch a grenade down there and wake up if not kill it." Tofft suggests.

"You can throw that far?" Jenkins says a bit too loudly again, and his therefore smacked again.

"Yeah, I play a lot of sports during my down time. Besides, not like I need to hit it, I've been watching them pretty closely and it looks like they're tryin pretty hard not to wake it up. Best case scenario it wakes up and goes on a rampage, and we take out two birds with one grenade. The least we got is a minor distraction we can use to take a few of em out before they know what hit em."

"Sounds like a solid plan to me. Go for it sergeant." Thaxos gives two thumbs.

"Wait a minute here, don't you think we're getting a bit over-"

Before Crow could finish his sentence, Tofft steps outside the doorway, sets an extended timer on the grenade and pitches it across the large room at the beast. It bounces a couple times the rolls the rest of the distance towards its intended destination before detonating in a reasonably large, very audible, explosion that echoed throughout the room.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 4 2015, 11:23pm says:

Thaxos' squad backs off at first to avoid being spotted. once they are sure that the Massassi in the barracks haven't been alerted to their presence they they peek around the corner and try to analyze the surrounding area, backing off when any Massassi get too close.

OOC: In other words, and more detailed description please? :D How many enemies? Basic layout of the barracks, etc. etc. At least from what I can initially see from the hallway, after that I can go from there.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 4 2015, 4:26pm says:


+3 votes   group: Star Wars - Roleplay Group
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 4 2015, 4:25pm replied:


+1 vote   group: Warhammer 40K Fan Group
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 3 2015, 7:35pm says:

As Crow and Jenkins are knocked down from the impact of the spears, Thaxos and Tofft finish off the remaining guards and then rush to the aid their comrades.

"That's what you get for trying to look cool." Thaxos remarks as he helps Crow pull the spear out and in treating the wound. "Let's stick with me on point next time."

"Shut up." Crow says after tossing the spear to the side.

He checks for any poison or toxin before applying medical spray and wrapping it. Fortunately for Crow he was wearing light fiberwaeve armor which prevented the spear from inflicting too deep a wound, and after being hastily treated he was given some pain killers and stims.

Jenkins was in even better shape due to his tougher armor. The spear tore the fiberweave beneath his shoulder armor and the impact on the chest left him winded but other some major bruises he suffered no injury and was able to get back up without much issue with the help of his squad mate Tofft.

After taking a moment to get their bearings they continue to move forward down the hallway.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 3 2015, 1:00am says:

OOC: Dammit, didn't realize it had already been that long. Can you cut me some slack one more time? If it happens again I think I'll just give up on the event. You can assume my group just quietly leaves at that point.

Crow rushes to the front and deflects the incoming spears with both telekinesis and his lightsaber. The grenades the two commandos had tossed out detonate, taking out the tuk'ata as they rush down the hallway. Using the smoke and debris from the explosion as cover/distraction for their advance, Thaxos's group runs at the Massassi warriors and cuts or shoots them down, one-by-one.

Their efficiency at killing the Massassi and their pets seems to have improved by a remarkable degree. After only one encounter they have already adapted their tactics and movements to counter their primitive enemy. Not that they were much of an equal match in the first place.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis May 1 2015, 11:32am says:

Thaxos's group move down the left path until the get within visual range of the Massassi guardians. The don't hesitate to toss a few thermal detonators to thin their ranks and following that the group opens fire, concentrating on the tuk'ata first, while using the same formation as before.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Apr 29 2015, 1:12pm says:

OOC: Dammit I forgot... >.< Oh well, not really gonna do much anyway. Hopefully you can let me go after AK now.

Thaxos's group returns to the first room, they barely make out the sounds of the ensuing fight where the Imps met the massassi guards. Not too keen on splitting up, but also not wanting to drag this on much longer, they decide to do send out a probe droid to scout out the left path.

+1 vote   media: Skinned Alive
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Apr 26 2015, 5:19pm says:

So let me get this straight, basically the ranking system in the Imperium of Man consists of this:

From IG to Spess Marines to the EMPRAH!

Starts with Helmet < Outranked by Squad leader who wears no helmet < outranked by guy with a cool hat < outranked by guy with a bigger, even cooler hat < outranked by pauldrons and helmet < outranked by pauldrons with no helmet < outranked by the purely theoretical pauldrons and cool hat < THE EMPRAH!

Something me and my friends determined while messing around playing Dark Heresy (Being goofy and stupid as many friend groups out there do). I think I at least covered the bare basics, excluding the Inquisition and Ecclesiarchy along with other sub-factions such as the Adeptus Mechanicus and Adeptus Administorum (which by the way did anyone know they actually have their own stormtroopers!?). I also acknowledge that the awesomeness of the individual's pauldrons and helmets can also cause the ranks in the Space Marines to fluctuate.

+1 vote   group: Warhammer 40K Fan Group
Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Apr 26 2015, 11:28am says:

Oh! So your calling yourself god now? Pretentious prick....

+2 votes   member: Ori`verda
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