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0 comments by Jack_Sparrow_ on Feb 14th, 2011

1. Relax and take it easy. Don’t get caught up in hollow conceits such as “doing something with your life.” Such twaddle is outmoded and a sure formula for disappointment.

2. Whatever it is you pursue, try to do it just well enough to remain in the middle third of the field. Keep your thoughts and ideas to yourself and don’t ask questions. Remember, the squeaky wheel is the first one to be replaced.

3. Size people up quickly, and develop rigid attitudes based on your first impression. If you try to delve deeper and get to “know” people, you’re asking for trouble.

4. Don’t fall for that superstitious nonsense about treating people the way you would like to be treated. It is a transparently narcissistic approach, and may be the sign of a weak mind.

5. Spend as much time as you can pleading and impressing others, even if it makes you unhappy. Pay special attention to shallow manipulators who can do you the most harm. Remember, in the overall scheme, you count for very little.

6. Surround yourself with inferiors and losers. Not only will you look good by comparison, but they will look up to you, and that will make you feel better.

7. Don’t buy into the sentimental notion that everyone has shortcomings; it’s the surest way of undermining yourself. Remember, the really best people have no defects. If you’re not perfect, something is wrong.

8. If by some off chance you do detect a few faults, first, accept the fact that you are probably deeply flawed. Then make a list of your faults and dwell on them. Carry the list around and try to think of things to add. Blame yourself for everything.

9. Beware of intuition and gut instincts, they are completely unreliable. Instead, develop preconceived notions and don’t waver unless someone tells you to. Then change your mind and adopt their point of view. But only if they seem to know what they’re talking about.

10. Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn’t work. Cling to it even when it is hopeless. Anyone can cut and run, but it takes a very special person to stay with something that is stupid and harmful.

11. Always remember, today doesn’t count. Trying to make something out of today only robs you of precious time that could be spent daydreaming or resting up.

12. Try to dwell on the past. Think of all the mistakes you’ve made, and how much better it would be if you hadn’t made them. Think of what you should have done, and blame yourself for not doing so. And don’t go easy. Be really hard on yourself.

13. If by chance you make a fresh mistake, especially a costly one, try to repeat it a few times so you become familiar with it and can do it easily in the future. Write it down. Put it with your list of faults.

14. Beware also of the dangerous trap of looking ahead; it will only get you in trouble. Instead, try to drift along from day to day in a meandering fashion. Don’t get sidetracked with some foolish “plan.”

15. Finally, enjoy yourself all the time, and do whatever you want. Don’t be seduced by that mindless chatter going around about “responsibility.” That’s exactly the sort of thing that can ruin your life.

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GordonTheCat
GordonTheCat Apr 25 2014, 3:06pm replied:

This guy isn't even a Nazi, the only reason I intervened is because someone was being verbally sexually harassed and was sharing links to porn sites

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NorthKoreanWehrmacht
NorthKoreanWehrmacht Apr 25 2014, 4:32pm replied:

I know he is not a Nazi but, I was hoping to be friends with him because, we both oppose you. It is like North Korea makes an alliance with Iran because, they both hate America but, they don't believe in the same ideology. I believe you have made false accusations against him!

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GordonTheCat
GordonTheCat Apr 25 2014, 5:22pm replied:

False accusations? He is giving links to porn sites, That's against the terms and conditions of this site so he had to be banned

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NorthKoreanWehrmacht
NorthKoreanWehrmacht Apr 25 2014, 5:40pm replied:

I know that is against the rules! I am saying is that you falsely accused him of posting links to porn sites. Why is porn more offensive than Nazism in the first place?

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GordonTheCat
GordonTheCat Apr 25 2014, 5:43pm replied:

Porn isn't more offensive than Nazism, I wouldn't really consider porn offensive. I only got him banned because this website is for video game modding not sharing sex tapes, I never knew Jack_Sparrow and he never did anything to me but I only intervened because my friends were being harassed. He could be a rapist in real life which is awful. unless you support rape for some sick reason.

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NorthKoreanWehrmacht
NorthKoreanWehrmacht Apr 25 2014, 6:03pm replied:

According to the admins at least, porn is more offensive than Nazism. Does it really matter if I support rape? You already hate me for being a Nazi, and no I don't support rape. Rapism is not political ideology. The Soviets that destroyed the Reich were rapists. They didn't come just to kill the Nazis, but to also rape the women of Germany.

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GordonTheCat
GordonTheCat Apr 25 2014, 6:12pm replied:

You support rape? You are just ******* sick.

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NorthKoreanWehrmacht
NorthKoreanWehrmacht Apr 25 2014, 6:19pm replied:

I did not say that you idiot! Read my comment more carefully. You must of read so fast that, you saw don't as do.

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GordonTheCat
GordonTheCat Apr 25 2014, 6:21pm replied:

"Does it really matter if I support rape?" - NorthKoreanWehrmact 17mins 1sec ago

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NorthKoreanWehrmacht
NorthKoreanWehrmacht Apr 25 2014, 6:29pm replied:

I was stating, how you could possibly hate me more if, you already hate me for being a Nazi! What do you hate more, a Nazi or a rapist? Stating that supporting rape matters or not, doesn't mean I support rape.

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