Hello, hello! I'm Gordon Frohman! Commin' to you live from the big church that no one can seem to find in Ravenholm! This is the Gordon Frohman Show! Starring Gordon Frohman, and my assistant, F. Grigori!
Gordon Frohman: Hello everyone. I just found out that my buddy Grigori has made a teleporting machine. Apparently, that's why he was trying to get all the survivors to the church... His teleporter was in there. Well anyway, Grigori and I are going to use it to try to get to the world where you readers are. Here goes...*steps into the teleporter with Grigori*
