Hello, hello! I'm Gordon Frohman! Commin' to you live from the big church that no one can seem to find in Ravenholm! This is the Gordon Frohman Show! Starring Gordon Frohman, and my assistant, F. Grigori!
Gordon Frohman: Hello everyone! I don't know how I got here, but I'm sure that you're all glad that I survived! After that minor misunderstanding with my fellow rebels, they released me. Now here I am, back in Ravenholm with my buddy, Father Grigori! Take it away, Grigori!
Father Grigori: Heh heh heh. Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Grigori, your old pal that helped ya through Ravenholm. Beware the zombies! Eat the headcrabs! They taste like chicken!
Gordon Frohman: Err, ok. Well, that's it! This is Gordon Frohman, signing off!
Father Grigori: Toodolooo! Ahahah, hahahahahah, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
