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Constipated02
Constipated02 - - 3 comments @ Evil

Then the Slenderman. Why the fvck is the Slenderman there? You had this character, 'Dolly', as I labeled him, which I was wanting to know more about it! A backstory, for all we know, it's EVILLLL!!!!!! But then you throw a giant Slenderman, and you just removed every bit of originality you had. And the drawn levels were taken straight from freaking Cry of Fear and Afraid of Monsters, for Christ's sake! Cry of Fear was cool because it was delving into the madness of Simon's mind. This is just madness... for the sake of madness! If I had to recommend something it would be to take out Elmo and Max Payne voices in this guy's head, it's fvcking stupid, to start off. And if you made the introduction a little more fleshed out, hell, have a cutscene where your character is driving a car, and the environment changes to a dark, hellish environment would get the player's attention right off the bat! Take out the crappy jumpscares and make some custom textures. And yes, making custom textures is hard as balls in Unity, I would know, but in order to keep the player interested you need immersion. The ending was more comedic than it was scary. Er mah gerd, my alarm clock turned into a monster ripped straight from SCP Containment Breach, oh noooo! It just made me die of laughter, rather than die of a heart attack. It's really disappointing to see the creator of 'FUN' and, of all things, 'Insert Title Here', would make such a mediocre title.

Overall, this game needs A LOT of work. It needs to be totally redone, with custom textures and a custom voice actor. The jumpscares need to be improved, and the storyline could be expanded on. The game needs to be longer, and the platforming must be removed.

Game: 3.5 / 10

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Constipated02
Constipated02 - - 3 comments @ Evil

I think Evil had a great premise, but poor execution. Now, if the game was expanded on, longer gameplay, not just throwing you into madness, it would be much better. Get a voice actor, not Windows Narrator. Seriously. Also, you need to create your own textures. If you just use default textures, it looks like ****. And the platforming was pointless. You had something going for you, and you broke the immersion with a pointless 10-20 minute puzzle that made no sense. (PSSTT! You don't have to go through that. Just left click the door from the start, BAM. You moved forward). And then you had the ****** up home movie. I am seriously horrified of dolls / mannequins, and this barely made me flinch. Now, about that doll face jumpscare in the middle section, didn't scare anyone. Now, of course it's gonna make someone flinch, it's a human instinct to flinch to react to what the brain perceives as danger (I took way too much time in neuroscience).

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Constipated02
Constipated02 - - 3 comments @ FUN V1.0

Great game, disturbing? Yes. Twisted to beyond belief? Yes. Great horror game? Absolutely. Most importantly, I'm not going to fvcking ask how Nameless got the fvcking pictures. Not gonna ask.

I recommend this to the hard-core twisted-horror game fans. But heed this warning with great interest, Dragonborn.

THIS GAME CONTAINS MUTILATED CORPSES, TRIGGERING PHOTOS ('wrist slitting', suicide, death) NUDE PHOTOS (shut up perverts, it's destroyed beyond belief) AND TEXT INVOLVING RAPE, RAPING OF PARENTS / LITTLE GIRLS!

Please do not play this game if you are hemophobic (fear of blood) necrophobic (fear of death) virginitiphobic (fear of rape). Also, if you have a light stomach, but no fears above, you will most likely want to go to a different game. I thought this wasn't gonna be a bad game ARTISTICALLY, but holy fvck I was wrong. Do not play this game if you are very poor with gore. Thank you.

- Constipated 02

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