captainchieflord

do u ever find stuff happens, and then u want to rant about it, well here goes.
Today i was brushing my teeth and my face fell off. Boo. so i glued it back on, and then accidently managed to glue my eyes to my arse. well as u would imagine that wasn't very pleasent. anyway long story short i had to lose my legs after a thrivelous adventure in the woods with my ninja stick and now i;m a achees monger with offal ears