What are you looking for? A story maybe? Why don't you tell me yours? Tell me your life story. Go on. You know you want to... Look down below here, there is a comment box. Just write it all down. Don't be shy. Maybe someday, somebody will read it and just be absolutely amazed. They will say, "fuck, that guy was so cool".
So go ahead. Tell me your life story. I'm genuinely interested. I swear.