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ALRIGHT CLASS!!!!! turn to page 1000584000 in your textbooks!!!
PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY
rappy mcrapperson is teaching history
PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY
RAPPY MCRAPPERSON IS TEACHING HISTORY

george washington had a wooden jaw
he's the dude that invented cole slaw
yummy yummy cole slaw on a plate
thanks george washington, it tastes great

alexander hamilton liked to party
he topped all his margaritas off with bacardi
he was never proper
he took his shirt off and swung it around his head just like a helicopter

thomas jefferson thought he was really smart
he would read books and smell his own farts
and when he wrote a bunch of laws and got them passed
he had a tiny lump of shit hanging off his ass

william henry harrison liked drinking beer
he coined the phrase "condoms are for queers"
he liked getting laid
he was the first president to die of aids

presidential history
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i'm teaching history
i'm teaching history

martin van buren was the man
he was the inventor of the van
he had a pet bird named larry
also
he was allergic to diary

chester a. arthur had a giant mustache
it used to make all the bureaucrats laugh
he liked to juggle
he's the type of guy that you'd like to snuggle

IF YOU THINK YOUR SMART I KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S SMARTER
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF JIMMY CARTER
HE WAS A GENIUS AT THE RUBIK'S CUBE

millard fillmore was the man
he took tiny shits in a tin can
and double dared you to smell them
little itty bitty shit pellets

presidential history
rappy mcrapperson is teaching history
it's presidential history!!
rappy mcrapperson is teaching history

meet herbert hoover, his friends call him herb
he's studious quite a nerd
he had a one inch wiener
ALSO
he invented the vacuum cleaner

roosevelt was a giant stoner
he walked around the white house with a boner
he hit his weed pipe like a savage
and passed out on the couch while the holocaust happened

george bush is the very best
the powers of jesus made him president
making big deals on the phone
the first president that has downs syndrome

basically i'm out here solving mysteries
presidential histories
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i'm the american dream

presidential history
rappy mcrapperson is teaching history
(youre teaching history????)
RAPPY MCRAPPERSON IS TEACHING HISTORY
presidential history
rappy mcrapperson is teaching history
(youre teaching history????)
RAPPY MCRAPPERSON IS TEACHING HISTORY!!


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