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For everyone that likes Warhammer 40k Tabletop and Dawn of War Games or anything to do with Warhammer 40K.
it's amazing how they can stay in the air
if Orks believe something is possible, it will most likely be so.
Reality? 0.o Wuz dat?
Orks are, individually, mildly psychic. In groups, this psychic power fuels their WAAAAGH - in fact, it IS the WAAAAGH.
If the orks riding a truk believe that it should go faster because it is red then the truk actually will go faster. If the ork opperating a shoota believes that because it is extra loud it will shoot better, it actually will.
Orks believe the biggest ork is in charge. As a result, the warboss will actually grow based on the combined expectations of his hordes.
Weapons and vehicles which have no clear mechanism for working will continue to function in the hands of orks because the objects have been imbued with this psychic expectation.
And if the orks took some time off fighting each other and having face eating squig eating contests and instead realised that they were all psychic, everything else in the universe would be ******.
Ork Psychology.
Ork tech is something that can only be used by other orks. They have a very minor psykic web about them...
That's why if a 'umie picks up a bigga shoota, it doesn't work xD
GIT TO DA CHOPPA!
Not to nitpick, but it's deff, not deaf. Big difference.
Ok,ty,i am not so good with ork english ;)