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|Nov 18 2010, 7:29am Anchor|
Cuts to the budget/ read the notes at the bottom EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER 20th, 2010
NEW OFFICE POLICY
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Thanks For Reading Now Get Back To Work
Edited by: AirborneSn1p3r
Topzombie Forum Leader
|Nov 18 2010, 9:30am Anchor|
At least i'm still alive.
Edit: Lol. Cool office...but...there is no fountain in the lobby
Edited by: Topzombie
|Nov 18 2010, 9:34am Anchor|
|Nov 18 2010, 10:53am Anchor|
grrr the pics, it showed them working earler i will re upload them
can you see it now
|Nov 18 2010, 4:35pm Anchor|
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