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santa under arrest by the imperials
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lol. nice pic
Don't worry Santa, we will save you.
lol. No you won't. We the imperials have him abord the death star. :P
We will call Luke and Han to help our elite task force to infiltrate the Death Star and free Santa.
Ahh but do you know where he his held in the deathstar???
We'll hack into your security terminals and find him.
Damn. Erm. Well he's not aboard the Death Star. We moved him! I think. :P
We'll spy on your coms and discover his location.
He's moved to a secret location only known by the Emperor himself. So spying on our coms will reveal nothing. (Cos no one will be talking about it). :P
The Emperor leaves all sensitive info in his private database. There are few terminals in the galaxy that have access to this database. I know the location of one and will send my team to recover Santa's location and rescue him.
empire bought us (pirate's)to stop rebbels from retriving data
You low-tech scum can't match us.
Ah but we "sold" some of our tech to them so they won't be as easy to defeat. :P
We can defeat you with all your high-tech weapons. What makes you think we can't defeat a Star Destroyer, a few Interceptor 4 frigates and a few pirate fighters?
DEATH STAR 3!!!! Yeah nmber 3 out now. :D
Upgraded with a mini version of my spoon superweapon. :P
Laser anti-spooner 2000 out. Installable on any ship. I've got lots of it. I will destroy that Death Star like the last two.
Ok try my ultra DEATH STAR 8000 ULTRA.
Has 35 UPGRADED copies of the Super Spoon SUper Weapon. It has the most advanced shield that exists. The most powerful weapons that exist. And can hold a whooping 300 SSD's along with 2300 star destroyes. :D
Sure, try my MC-9900 Star Dreadnought. It has the firepower to destroy a star system. Your spoons can't even scratch it's surface!
Oohh. Now you're making me bring out the big one. The Rusty Spoon MEGA ship. It is as big as 25 solar systems put together. It has 8 Billion Superspoon Superweapons. Holds a mega whooping 3 million USMSD's (Ultra super mega star destroyers). 85 billion star destroyers. And has 20000 mega ultra shield designed by the most smartist ascended ancients. And 3000 phase shields where energy weapons will have no effect on. (Just goes into 1 side of the shield and then out of the other).
Size means nothing to the Force.
Yeah but just take note Darth Vader and Darth Sidious are abord with the most powerful Sith Jedi ever to inhabit the universe.
So what, I have Kyle Katarn, Luke Skywalker, Jaina Solo, Mara Jade and other Jedi Masters, including myself, on board my MC-9900 Star Dreadnought fleet.
yeah but i have ascended ancients and the ori. (Jedi versions as well as normal). :P
Ya know... santa is going to the emperor to give him a present..... a DEATH STAR 2
Yeah lol. Maybe a Death Star Ultra 2000 Special Edition. :P
no,coal from being evil.
and santa is awesome he gave me a awesome present,a real Blaster rifle.
Black Sheep!