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Elves in Dorf Fortress
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gauge632 Creator
gauge632 Dec 5 2012, 12:11pm says:

best way to deal with elves is just burn all the forest and trees. they get really ****** off then try and fight you with wooden equipment, hilarity ensues.

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Pogovampire Creator
Pogovampire Jan 25 2013, 9:10pm says:

They should just accept our wooden products. Making non-wooden items requires the cutting down of millions of trees. stupid elves.

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I have accidentally fucked up SO many Elven trading opps because of like ONE bauble. It's ridiculous.

"Yes, let us go through ALL of these non-wooden boxes full of stone mugs... OMG, A WOODEN CROSSBOW BOLT. GTFO."

By MSPaintLevel of deviantART--this comic nails it.

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