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ModDB Stories: USMC 3. The Mess Hall
Posted by CyberCommando on Aug 7th, 2009
After "passing" the training course and Flyboy getting his tire off, James, Piper, Micky, Flyboy and CyberCommando talked about getting out of the USMC.
"We should dig our way out." Said James
"We would need something to dig with..." Said Micky
"We could use the spoons from the mess hall." Said Piper
"But how could we dig with small plastic spoons?" Asked Flyboy
"I have an idea..." said Cyber and whispered his plan to the crew.
"Well, we don't have anything better..." Said James
"Then it's agreed." Said Micky
"Agreed." Said James
The lunch bell rang.
"Well, the first phase begins." Said Cyber.
They now went to the mess hall.
"Meatball spaghetti, nice." Said Flyboy
"My favorite." Said Cyber
Everyone grabbed a plate and secretly took spoons and hid them. While everyone were enjoying their meals, James suddenly asked:
"You two are Canadians, right" James asked Piper and Flyboy.
"Well yeah" They replied
"Then how in the hell you got into the USMC? We hate the frikin' bastards!" Said James
Piper got mad and threw a meatball at James, but James dodged it and it hit Micky right into his new bald spot.
Micky threw one of his meatballs and accidentally hit Flyboy.
Cyber stood up and walked out of the mess hall.
Flyboy now threw 2 meatballs and they hit James and Micky right in their faces.
Flyboy loled hard, but Micky used the moment and threw a meat ball right into his mouth.
An epic battle started.
Cyber now entered with a cam crew and he dressed into an American referee.
"(In an American referee kind of voice) Reporting live from the Langley USMC training camp, we, the USTV bring you.... THE FOOD FIGHTERS. In this end of the table, we have an alliance of the UK and the USA! (A crowd cheering sound is heard in the background) And in this end of the table, we Canada! (The crowd goes silent)"
"3....2....1....Begin!" Said Cyber
James went on a meating spree.
"Oh My God, James is performing the triple meatball choker on Flyboy. For those new to this sport I will explain the moves. The triple meatball chocker is a move that includes slamming three meatballs right into the victims throat"
"Oh, but Flyboy calls upon his Italian ancestors and swallows the meatballs. Now he's performing a counter move! I can't believe my eyes! Flyboy is performing the spaghetti nosedrill torture, the skill of a master Spaghssassin. The spaghetti nosedrill torture is a terrifying move that only masters can perform. A pair of spaghetti is pushed right through the nose of the victim and then stuck there. The feeling is unbearable."
"Now Micky is doing the hole jammer. It's mostly used on female fighters. The hole jammer is a move that involves meatballs being stuck into every hole of the victims body. Piper is enraged, she's doing a counter! She eats the meatball in her mouth, uses the meatball from her mid-lower area and throws it into Micky's glasses and pulls the meatball out of her ass and puts it into Micky's mouth while holding his mouth closed! But what do I see! Micky is performing the nipple twister! That's an illegal move in Food Fighting. Micky is given a yellow card. He spits the meatball from his mouth and does the full plate smash!"
"The food is all gone and it's a tie. Till dinner, stay tuned."
The food fight is over and so is the lunch break. They now recover from the fight. James got the spaghetti out with Micky's help. Cyber was happy because he ate all of his spaghetti on the way to the film crew.
INtense walked in.
"What da hell!!?.... I don't want to know... Ladies, follow me to your next training lesson!"
To be Continued.