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ModDB Stories: USMC 3. The Mess Hall

Posted by CyberCommando on Aug 7th, 2009

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USMC

3. The Mess Hall

After "passing" the training course and Flyboy getting his tire off, James, Piper, Micky, Flyboy and CyberCommando talked about getting out of the USMC.

"We should dig our way out." Said James

"We would need something to dig with..." Said Micky

"We could use the spoons from the mess hall." Said Piper

"But how could we dig with small plastic spoons?" Asked Flyboy

"I have an idea..." said Cyber and whispered his plan to the crew.

"Well, we don't have anything better..." Said James

"Then it's agreed." Said Micky

"Agreed." Said James

The lunch bell rang.

"Well, the first phase begins." Said Cyber.

They now went to the mess hall.

"Meatball spaghetti, nice." Said Flyboy

"My favorite." Said Cyber

Everyone grabbed a plate and secretly took spoons and hid them. While everyone were enjoying their meals, James suddenly asked:

"You two are Canadians, right" James asked Piper and Flyboy.

"Well yeah" They replied

"Then how in the hell you got into the USMC? We hate the frikin' bastards!" Said James

Piper got mad and threw a meatball at James, but James dodged it and it hit Micky right into his new bald spot.

Micky threw one of his meatballs and accidentally hit Flyboy.

Cyber stood up and walked out of the mess hall.

Flyboy now threw 2 meatballs and they hit James and Micky right in their faces.

Flyboy loled hard, but Micky used the moment and threw a meat ball right into his mouth.

An epic battle started.

Cyber now entered with a cam crew and he dressed into an American referee.

"(In an American referee kind of voice) Reporting live from the Langley USMC training camp, we, the USTV bring you.... THE FOOD FIGHTERS. In this end of the table, we have an alliance of the UK and the USA! (A crowd cheering sound is heard in the background) And in this end of the table, we Canada! (The crowd goes silent)"

"3....2....1....Begin!" Said Cyber

James went on a meating spree.

"Oh My God, James is performing the triple meatball choker on Flyboy. For those new to this sport I will explain the moves. The triple meatball chocker is a move that includes slamming three meatballs right into the victims throat"

"Oh, but Flyboy calls upon his Italian ancestors and swallows the meatballs. Now he's performing a counter move! I can't believe my eyes! Flyboy is performing the spaghetti nosedrill torture, the skill of a master Spaghssassin. The spaghetti nosedrill torture is a terrifying move that only masters can perform. A pair of spaghetti is pushed right through the nose of the victim and then stuck there. The feeling is unbearable."

"Now Micky is doing the hole jammer. It's mostly used on female fighters. The hole jammer is a move that involves meatballs being stuck into every hole of the victims body. Piper is enraged, she's doing a counter! She eats the meatball in her mouth, uses the meatball from her mid-lower area and throws it into Micky's glasses and pulls the meatball out of her ass and puts it into Micky's mouth while holding his mouth closed! But what do I see! Micky is performing the nipple twister! That's an illegal move in Food Fighting. Micky is given a yellow card. He spits the meatball from his mouth and does the full plate smash!"

"The food is all gone and it's a tie. Till dinner, stay tuned."

The food fight is over and so is the lunch break. They now recover from the fight. James got the spaghetti out with Micky's help. Cyber was happy because he ate all of his spaghetti on the way to the film crew.

INtense walked in.

"What da hell!!?.... I don't want to know... Ladies, follow me to your next training lesson!"

To be Continued.

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Gen.Kenobi
Gen.Kenobi Aug 7 2009, 2:31pm says:

I'm not on teh history...again =P

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 7 2009, 2:33pm replied:

U'll get your place in the next theme cycle, don't worry.

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Gen.Kenobi
Gen.Kenobi Aug 7 2009, 2:35pm replied:

But i'm tah General! =P

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 7 2009, 2:37pm replied:

Hey, U just gave me an idea, maybe U'll B in this theme cycle. ;)

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Kage.Ookami
Kage.Ookami Aug 7 2009, 2:49pm says:

where does a warwolf, AKA me, fit in. bellus lupus means warwolf in latin

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 8 2009, 6:11am replied:

In one of my new theme cycle Meus amicus.

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Mularac
Mularac Aug 7 2009, 8:20pm says:

uhm... didn't really like the stuff that micky did to piper... but quite good none-the-less.

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 8 2009, 6:11am replied:

Just payback 4 spam... XD

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Sanguinius
Sanguinius Aug 7 2009, 8:52pm says: Online

hahaha nipple twister.Piper ce da popizdi.Jedva cekam nastavak.

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 8 2009, 6:12am replied:

Hvala, pridruzi se grupi.

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Warlock_23
Warlock_23 Aug 7 2009, 9:31pm says:

lol, keep it up!

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 8 2009, 6:12am replied:

THX, I will.

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James100
James100 Aug 8 2009, 7:41am says:

YOU MY FRIEND ARE A SICK PERV >:P
AND BTW I'M PRIVATE ********!? WTF!? <:P

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 8 2009, 9:16am says:

1st Err... No comment...
2nd U R pvt. ******** yeah, so?
3rd U'll B in the next theme cycle. ;)
4th I'm spamming. XD

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James100
James100 Aug 8 2009, 10:46am says:

1st Err... Yeah The Part Of Micky Doin Somethin With Piper And Then Piper Doin Another Thing To Micky, Ur A Perv!

2nd Ur Private Sissy >:)

3rd Meh :P

4th Pff

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 8 2009, 1:29pm replied:

1st I don't really care. :P
2nd I made it out of my initials CC = Sissy.
3rd Yeah, youh.
4th .... XD

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Sierra-Leader
Sierra-Leader Aug 9 2009, 2:41am says:

I ******* hate you cyber.

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 9 2009, 5:27am replied:

THX. XD

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James100
James100 Aug 9 2009, 5:31am replied:

Glad We're Even (To FLYBOY)
Sissy YOUR A PERV!!!!!! A SICK ONE!!!

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 9 2009, 8:24am replied:

LOL. U 2 R Killin' me. XD

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samirkazi
samirkazi Aug 9 2009, 4:28am says:

Lol nice story.

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 9 2009, 5:28am replied:

THX. :D

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gianluca123
gianluca123 Aug 9 2009, 12:10pm says:

hahaha "a master Spaghssassin" :P

nice story dude;)

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 9 2009, 1:58pm replied:

THX. :D

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feillyne
feillyne Aug 9 2009, 2:50pm says:

... LOLed. :-D Spaghssassins!

Maybe you should start a project like "Spaghssassin's Greed"! ;-D

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 9 2009, 5:15pm replied:

YEAH!! NOW YAR TALKIN'! :D
THE 2nd next Theme cycle. :D
Maybe. :P

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R3ven
R3ven Aug 21 2009, 7:49pm says:

LOL

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CyberCommando
CyberCommando Aug 25 2009, 12:35pm says:

THX. :D

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