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What you wouldnt want to hear over a BC-304's Com System | Locked | |
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Feb 18 2009 Anchor | |
okay here's a couple "Attention Crew..... Does anyone have a map?, if so please report to...umm.... where the hell am I???" "I can see my house from here.... HEY! that guy pulled the finger at me... Marks" "Yes Sir..." "Fire when ready" "Attention Crew..... We are 1 day's flight from Atlantis...and" SLAP "And if people dont keep their hands to themselves were turning right around and heading back to Earth" -- ------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------- |
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Feb 18 2009 Anchor | ||
Funny, here's a couple: "Oops" "Wow...that can't be good" "I hope you said 'goodbye' to your loved ones, cuz you won't see them again for LONGGGGGG time." -- "Hey, they're are two of us in here now, remember." -- Cortana |
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Feb 19 2009 Anchor | |
Here's a few more:
-- "Someone do something to help somebody" |
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Feb 19 2009 Anchor | |
Automated voice "Thankyou for pressing the self destruct button..... this ship will self destruct in three minutes" Automated voice "Thankyou for pressing the self destruct button..... in exaclty two minutes and 45 seconds" Colonel Sanders "attention this is Colonel Sanders of Forward command... Abandon ship, Abandon ship all personnel proceed to escape pods, close down the circus, evacuate the zoo... self-destruct mechanism have been activated, Abandon ship" Automated voice "this is your two minute warning... this ship will self destruct in exactly two minutes" Colonel Sanders "launch all escape pods as soon as they are filled" one minute and forty seconds later Automated voice "This ship will self destruct in twenty seconds... this is your last chance to press the cancellation button" Automated voice "this ship will self destruct in exactly ten seconds" Automated voice "counting down 10... 9.... 8.... 6...." President "SIX... what happened to seven?" Automated voice "Just kidding.... 6.... 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Have a nice day" Thankyou Gotta Love SPACEBALLS -- ------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------- |
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Feb 19 2009 Anchor | ||
how about, "YES I fired, see I'm holding the fire button...Why does that comm one is on? Oh.." -- "Hey, they're are two of us in here now, remember." -- Cortana |
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Feb 23 2009 Anchor | ||
"3....2....1....would the owner of the silver Pontiac firebird...Oh never mind 0!!!!" -- Life is a terminal STD. You are made through sex and you eventually die. |
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Feb 27 2009 Anchor | ||
"These is not the humans you are looking for" he he, starwars. -- "Hey, they're are two of us in here now, remember." -- Cortana |
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Feb 28 2009 Anchor | |
"attention all crew if youd look out of the starboard side of the ship you will see a super hive.... and if you look out the left you'll see me escaping in the only puddle jumper...... Also we ran out of 302 fuel a long time ago so.... yeah.... have fun" -- ------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------- |
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Feb 28 2009 Anchor | |
"Attention crew, has anyone seen the missing kull warrior?" -- "Someone do something to help somebody" |
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Mar 3 2009 Anchor | ||
"Ah, well *BLEEP*.......*static*" BTW, I meant "These are not the humans you are looking for." -- "Hey, they're are two of us in here now, remember." -- Cortana |
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Mar 4 2009 Anchor | |
"ok lads, good news. The wraith are throwing a charity dinner and we are all invited!" |
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Mar 12 2009 Anchor | ||
dude, it should be "The wraith said they would like to have us over for dinner, but I don't why yet" -- "Hey, they're are two of us in here now, remember." -- Cortana |
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Mar 13 2009 Anchor | |
yeah, but where's the fun in there?? |
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Mar 14 2009 Anchor | |
"Marks, I can see my house!" -- "Someone do something to help somebody" |
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Mar 19 2009 Anchor | ||
As last words; |
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Apr 6 2009 Anchor | ||
"This is the captain speaking, does anyone know to test how drunk I am?" "Um, guys, is the red light a good thing?" -- "Hey, they're are two of us in here now, remember." -- Cortana |
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