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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit - - 624 comments

Ha ha, awesome.

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@dy
@dy - - 24 comments

Dafuq

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By Weird Al

Lyrics (for those of you insane enough to try):

Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
Lugia and Caterpie

Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton
Everybody Polkamon!

[Instrumental Break]

Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
Marill, Moltres and Slowpoke
Articuno, Ditto, Muk
Flareon and, oh!, Psyduck

Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon
Everybody Polkamon!

[Instrumental Break]

It's time to Polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on, put on your lederhosen
And try not to stamp on little Pikachu

You better grab yourself a partner
A Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)
Hold on a minute
There's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more

Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine
Jigglypuff and Mr. Mime

Don't forget about Sandslash
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon
Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!