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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12 - - 3,725 comments

And people complain about christians...

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Mike Pence Author
Mike Pence - - 3,288 comments

First worlders with first world problems.

Over there, something as absurd as this can and WILL get you killed. Now just think how far they go with the more serious stuff. And yet, people here waste their time on couples who won't bake cakes for homosexuals...

Don't ever let plebs tell you culture is overrated, it's alive and well and wars over it occur every. single. day. People get so obsessed with it they're oblivious to the rest of the world and it's own comings and goings.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

I wish I could spend ONE F*CKING WEEK without hearing news like this from Pakistan or that ( Hindustantimes.com ) form India

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,014 comments

Agreed it's time for another crusade.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

I always wondered if they fart during prayer, i mean they bend and kneel all the time, it's like yoga...

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,740 comments

Guys it's fake news:
Reddit.com

"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle."


Damn it people please do a minimal level of research before grinding your favorite axe!

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Mike Pence Author
Mike Pence - - 3,288 comments

There's no fun in that. :-P

Like raptor pointed out tho, still a lotta jacked up stuff that goes on.

Yournewswire.com

As a follower of one of the Abrahamic religions I can sympathize with those who get triggered at idiots/traitors giving their faith a bad name. But seriously, I just really think the Old Testament way of handling things isn't the way God wanted things to go, hence the New Testament. It's a shame Islam rejected it.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,740 comments

*sigh*

Whether or not ****** up stuff are going on commonly, getting outraged over fake/prank news just makes one look stupid/gullible.

Also so far this image has done nothing but generate outrage in the comments (with maybe one exception), so I'm leaning towards the opinion that "this isn't really funny at all".

Also Islam didn't necessarily rejected the New Testament, after all Jesus is prophet in their religion. The problem with contemporary Islam is that they didn't go through that phase in which religion was detached from secular life. Also a lot of bad stuff associated with Islam are actually local/regional tribal BS but since said tribal leaders are also religious leaders they use religion to further justify their BS.

P.S. This isn't the place to discuss the finer points of various religions.

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Mike Pence Author
Mike Pence - - 3,288 comments

Stupid!? Why my good sir, we're human. There isn't stupid, but there is ignorant, it's curable tho! It's just, not everyone wants to be cured. Much to their neighbors amusement/frustration.

It's one thing to mention the Christ, it's entirely another to adopt the doctrine of His Church, which Islam failed miserably in doing.

P.S. Short and Sweet. ;-)

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,740 comments

This is gone way beyond mere ignorance. By this point in time people really should have at least a minimal sense of skepticism when it comes to whether or now the latest outrageous news is real or fake. To be otherwise is either stupid or lazy (or both).

For crying out loud fake news has been a thing for decades? by this point any yet people (including and especially those who style themselves as too smart for that) still fall for them each and every time!

Also if they don't want to be cured there's always natural selection... ;)

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Mike Pence Author
Mike Pence - - 3,288 comments

still fall for them each and every time!


Yeah, no...

Most people don't fall for it each and every time. I think biases determine what they'll believe more so with ease than other things.

It took people a while to call out CNN and realize damn near everything they say has a political spin or is fake news (well over two decades here in America). And likewise, it takes people a while to realize not every story about Islam is gonna be on the button accurate since there's a growing vehement hatred of them in the western world given all the terrorist attacks, cultural subversion, and racial tensions (all of which took off in the last 5 years since the rise of ISIS and refugee crisis in the mideast.) Fake news about them for stirring up outrage and disbelief isn't a need since they often write it themselves.

Nonetheless, next time I'll go the extra mile and check sources before I make a sword beatin post like this. You have a good day. ^_^

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128 - - 5,145 comments

And here you are, putting a political spin on something after getting caught sharing fake news.

Not just CNN then? ;)

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Mike Pence Author
Mike Pence - - 3,288 comments

I'm being compared to a news network now? Well I'll admit I'm flattered you believe I posses that kinda influence, I must really give off quite the impression.

At least now you know I'm human. ;-)

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,740 comments

Well this is moddb, we have standards here (unlike CNN). XD

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vetra-vance
vetra-vance - - 7 comments

problem is, they would and have done this before

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

I knew it was fake the moment i saw it, i don't know i just have the "nose" for it :P. But i truly always wondered if they fart during prayers :P

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

We do. Fortunately it does not ruin the prayer if you are midway. You do have to through sanctification again before the next one though.

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