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Give A Fish A Man
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Unfortunately this did not factor in the rate of decomposition in water, therefore, unless the decaying of the dead body can produce (or cause the production) of an entire ecosystem for the fish to live in and intake nutrition from it then no, you can not feed a fish for six month with a single corpus.
I hope you are not speaking from experience...
actually, with the amount of protein and hydrocarbons in the human body, you could feed a moderately sized fishtank for several months - the fish eat the protein, everything else becomes algae which feeds micro-organisms which eventually feed the fish.
In grade 11 Chemistry I ran an experiment about water nutrition, using a fishtank set up for the Biology class. Everything went well for the first week while they kept the feeding regular, but 9 days in a large insect nest fell in and that was enough to totally throw off the nutrient balance... the nest weighed about 530g/1lb, so you can imagine what a body would do.
Science FTW XD
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! GAH! I ******* LOVE SCIENCE! (bit mis huts spulun)
Woah...your words are like mind magic
"Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life."
That used to be the slogan on my TF2 spray when I mained Pyro.
At least he will die warm and dry:D
And screaming.
xD