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And what happens if you become an attack helicopter?
You might be drafted.
Actually it wouldn't matter, because they made women have a draft now too. So no matter what gender you are/pick your still being pulled in.
jokes on them, i volunteered.
Even if someone manages to be legally recognized as non-binary aromantic bisexual math theorem, they will still be human. A sad, confused human.
If it was possible to become anything by just feeling like it, I'd get to be a nuclear submarine and apply my self-vested right to bring total nuclear annihilation to everyone stupid enough to allow tumblr to dictate law.