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I used to be an adventurer like you.
Then I got married.
Remember kids, marriage is just a kind of crippling wound.
That raises the question: Why do people cripple themselves?
Species survival instincts. Children raised by married parents are better member of society on average, less violent, more social, more cooperative and less prone to insanity or crime.
Nah, that's all ********, I'm a proof of that. :P
This can't be true... srsly?
So after that you can no longer go fight, rape and pillage.
Not unless you want the village youngsters getting really close with your wife while you are out raiding for months. ;)
and then come home to a another son
Well that line in Skyrim suddenly made much more sense...
all those fuggen years...