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30 kills later, and it's the dog that gets me...
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I would look too. It is not every day you see a redhead with a soul, specially with one so bright even a god wants to collect it.
Bet ya 5bucks thats Macha
Macha is great, but just not as good as Taldeer.
Taldeer best grill!
Definitely best in the art of 'dickery' right after Eldrad.
You just do not understand.
Or have no taste for romantically tragic women.
Filthy Mon'Keigh!
You misunderstand. Granted, i can not agree to some aspects on the grounds of mortal rivalry (setting up shop on a Tomb World is not acceptable), as an adversary she is respectable, definitely more so than other of her kin.
What the heck are you guys talking about?!
warhammer 40K lore look it up bro u might like its grim dark brutality ;)
Hush sister, we are allied with these xenos now. It is no longer heresy to appreciate their delicate physic.
Unless of coarse you want to defy the words of a Primarch...
BEGONE SPACE THOT!
Noob, everyone knows that Slaanesh cultists have the best bodies to gaze at... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Imagine that Eldar and SoB as slaanesh cultists.
It's sad to see so much potential wasted like that...
Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer when women *don't* have Warp-grown male genitalia (and genitalia for most Tumblr-pattern made-up genders. Emotions pretty much are reality in the Warp after all. Careful whatchu wish for!)
I'm not saying you're old fashioned, I'm saying you're unadventurous. Not interested in sampling all those Tumblr-pattern genitalias? The experience might be out of this world! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh, I am definitively unadventurous. If there's something experience was VERY clear about, it's taking unnecessary risks is a bad idea.
Also BioDestroyer you seem to forget Slaanesh is the chaos god of excess. Excess as in "too much". Humies IRL are already oversexualized to the point they might as well put boobs and vag on dickbutt, you'd be naive to expect a Warp entity made of condensed emotions to be any less unreasonable.
That excess is exactly what I'm counting on, how else would I get the three-boobed Total Recall women? Besides, we aren't talking about Warp entities, we are talking about Slaanesh cultists, you know, the material beauties.
But since you want none of it, oh well... More for Kalga and I!
You people always mention dicks when I talk about Slaanesh.
Amongst the billions of female Slaanesh cultists in the galaxy, what makes you think every single one of them has to have a ****?
You all need to take those dicks out of your minds and put more boobs and butts in there.