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These are simple rules about, and ways to kill, a jedi

Posted by #k on Jun 30th, 2011
Basic Other.

1. Don't overplan. Jedi will sense it.

2. Don't let Jedi read your mind. Think of other stuff, even when you fight.

3. Use mines.

4. Use sonics.

5. Use gas.

6. Shoot at their apprentices.

7. Shoot at innocent civilians.

8. Don't use blasters or, if you do. Use a whole lot of them at once.

9. A three-barrelled blaster set in a triangular shape--A light saber is a straight line. It could block any
2 of the bolts but the third one would always hit. 

10. Rapid fire slug thrower-- The bullets wouldn't be deflected like bolts. they would just pass through the blade and burn red hot hole in the jedi. Make bullets out of cortosis and you got a dead jedi. Of course a force shield might stop some of 'em. 

11. Alternating slug-thower/blaster-- Keep the jedi guessing. If he tries to block a bullet with telekinesis he gets a blasterbolt to the hand. If he tries to block a bolt with a lightsaber, he gets melted lead passing through it. 

12. Flame thrower--Worked on Mace...sort of....need bigger/hotter flame thrower. 

13. Really big explosives. 

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pingaspie
pingaspie Jun 30 2011, 10:43pm says:

All Droids, Take Notes

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Vistroied
Vistroied Jul 10 2011, 11:37pm replied:

CIS FTW

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--Atlas--
--Atlas-- Jul 1 2011, 4:02am says:

Nuclear Tac Strike will finish them off

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix Jul 1 2011, 10:13am says:

Or just call your friendly Sith friends from down the road! They would be honored to help you with any troublesome jedi! Btw, slug thowers only work on padawans and maybe knights. A jedi/Sith Master can easily make them stop before they hit using the Force. Oh and you better tie your gun onto your hands, force pull can easily disarm you.

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Arcones
Arcones Jul 1 2011, 4:59pm replied:

Thank you for pointing out some of our more obvious defenses which the CIS seems to have overlooked :P (no sarcasm)

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SwiftBlizz
SwiftBlizz Jul 2 2011, 1:19pm replied:

Um, you can't do that on CIS soldiers, the weapons are a part of our bodys i.e. they are welded on. >:)

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix Jul 6 2011, 3:42pm replied:

Not for B1 battle droids.

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Thread
Thread Jan 21 2013, 5:35pm replied:

Or the organic CIS solders.

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Foxhounde
Foxhounde Jul 1 2011, 10:10pm says: Online

10. Rapid fire slug thrower-- The bullets wouldn't be deflected like bolts. they would just pass through the blade and burn red hot hole in the jedi. Make bullets out of cortosis and you got a dead jedi. Of course a force shield might stop some of 'em.
Don't Forget Bullets will go through concrete, trees, glass, and wood buildings. Plus they can have a much higher rate of fire then a blaster and bullets fly much to fast to block.
AND MOST IMPORTANT!!! IF YOU SEE A JEDI DO NOT WALK TOWARDS THEM!!!! WALK BACKWARDS AND STAY AWAY FROM THEIR SABER!!!! Some one please alert The Count about this problem so he can fix this bug. CIS Forever!

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AK151
AK151 Jul 6 2011, 3:34pm says:

If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself.

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The_Darker_Side
The_Darker_Side Aug 8 2011, 7:21pm says:

lol this is to darn hillarious

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Sergeant_Barlex
Sergeant_Barlex Apr 15 2012, 5:55pm says:

BOO I AM WITH THE REPUBLIC I KICK SEP ***

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Rivel_Knight
Rivel_Knight Apr 20 2012, 3:15pm says:

14. orbital bombardment. and long range morters.

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