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I made a funny. jpg compression is on purpose.
Disclaimer: I'm not to be held responsible if you actually call that number.
The fastest anti-age results in earth.
in the US, you use a 555 area code for fake numbers : D
But... what about Japan? >:3
Though 0800 is an area code mostly for business numbers in Argentina
Every domestic number start with 08- in Indonesia lol
FASTEST anti-age results on earth, guaranteed-nanodesu.
You just have to rely on us, cause we're here just for you.
Become a Real Lady with unprecedented elephantcy...
-Random testimony:
"Simply хорошо, like reborn for the ashes of time"
"They did wonders with my battered skin-dechi"
"Results of treatment are as clear as water of mountain rivers-kuma"
SO, what are you waiting for!?... LET'S PARTY GO ON-POI!
I'm ordering it now!
Side-Effects may include: Big eyes, unnaturally long hair, changing eye or hair color, growing strange mettalic boat-like parts, fever, uncontrollable libido, and changing into a kawaii anime girl. Consult a specialist before use if you feel you are at risk for any of these symptoms.
Not mentioned:
Responsibilities to fight swarms of tentacle monsters from deep seas and chance becoming one of them if you died in the battle against them, then your ex-comrades kill you as the monster and being revived back as a drop with no previous memories existed, only to continue the endless loop of grief. The choice is yours to make the contract and become a meguc- shipgirl.