A game about unicorns in space! We know it sounds a little bit cliché, but as the story progresses you will find more and more random things (that actually make sense when put together!), and, on top of that, it has lots of pop culture references! WARNING! THIS GAME HAS REFERENCES TO 18+ SITUATIONS AND CONTENT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
This review may contain spoilers
The 'story': a unicorn crashed on a planet and gets through a few banal places (yes, my mind imagined banal places due to the poorly detailed narration offered) with events which are not only unfunny but dislogical. I got to a point where you have to guess the right action (a verb) to get past a wall. After five minutes of guessing, I finally typed 'fart' like any kid would. Guess what ? It worked. I had to fart on a wall to break it. That was for the 'story' part so you can get an idea of the type of the kind of game we're talking about.
Now the scripting part. The batch language is old, limited and accessible as hell. This should make this little title a stable one right ? Wrong. Many choices (clumsily written with an input command instead of simply choosing the 'choice' one) don't point to the menu they should and you end up leaving the game and losing your progress (which was hopefully worth two minutes of 'gameplay'). Also, the 'input' command means you have to re-write the damn choice you want without any spelling mistake allowed. Also no proper text layout used to make the reading easy. This applies to the ugly menus with half-made borders.
So what has been started on a limited language sadly turns out to be a VERY limited game.