Hello to our ever thriving community. This is the CEO. I would like to talk about the new concept I have invented called "Design by chance". I was in a hurry for the golf course so I had to quickly tell the engineers which hype eye candy to put in our product. So I gave them a list of effects from other games that I googled. You see, this is design by chance... more on that later.
The engineers told me they implemented:
1) Motion Blur.
2) Depth Of Field.
3) Underwater effect.
4) Epilepsy effect. This is my own unique idea.
The epilepsy effect is so good, that even if you don't have epilepsy, you are going to have one after watching it.
Here is the epilepsy effect video, we advise to watch it in full screen (Pompi Pompi corp is not responsible to any brain damage caused by watching this video).
Oh yea, we also got a new gun. I don't remember it's model number so I will just call it "The wimpy gun". You know those guns, they have infinite ammo you don't need to reload them, because who cares? They are just the wimpy default gun. Nobody wants you wimpy gun! You are forever alone!
This one has it's shoulder pad broken so it's loose and makes annoying sounds.