Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong? Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher. Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
This game is raunchy in all the right ways, it offends all the right people, and it's awesome if you have a **** day at work/life. You can choose to actually do the stupid list of errands your cow of a wife gives you, or you can just go postal on everyone's *****. While that's always fun, the actual missions are fun in and of their own right, mainly due to their anti-politically-correct brand of humor. One-liners like, "That's what they all say...," and, "Hey Chico, I need an alternator for an '87 Da-**** youuuu," make this game a classic for those with a sadistic sense of humor. Overall, it's funny, it's great to blow off steam, and it's fun to play. It gets my demon-branded stamp of approval. :)