It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me?

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Radu_IceMan
Radu_IceMan

Oh sure, that aperture sentry is gonna handle the baby with care. Don't worry, what could go wrong?

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altercuca
altercuca

i remember this when we were trying to decode them from the modem code valve sent on the viral campaign e while ago

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Mr.Walrus
Mr.Walrus

The aperture science babysitter. If your child is naughty and tries to run away from the babysitter, then the child shall learn a very important lesson.

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jovian95
jovian95

That bullets hurt?

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Mr.Walrus
Mr.Walrus

That lasers to the *** are painful.

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kennethinbmore
kennethinbmore

lol

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XenuXemu
XenuXemu

Hello, there.

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Roasted-Salmon Author
Roasted-Salmon

looks a bit like the same house in the new trailer!

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REENIGAV
REENIGAV

The security system of aperture science will protect your house and your baby in your vacations! goodbye!
Night:
Baby: BUAHH!! BUAHH!
Turret: I SEE YOU!
and all we know the ending :P

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cW#Ravenblood

the baby is happy?

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ruanito
ruanito

Now the Aperture Science Inteligent Sentry Guns are released to citizens! You can use it, for example, too protect your little baby from rapists while you're out!

Mother: Great! I'll buy one!
Turret: Activated!
Parents: Good bye sweetie!
*6 hours later*
Father: Hey little boy! We're back!
Turret: I see you!
*shots*
Mother: What was that?
*enters in room*
Turret: Hello!
*shots*

Never Trust Aperture :P

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pie32
pie32

probally wouldkill mom then dad then baby ZoMg

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kennethinbmore
kennethinbmore

chells husband: look at our turret baby
chell: he is so cute
glodas: open the dOO0R
chell ill be right back
chells husband: hello little baby
turret: hi now die
chells husband: AHHHHHHHHH

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Megadave2003
Megadave2003

Just try to get close to that baby... haha, your funeral

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