It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me?
Oh sure, that aperture sentry is gonna handle the baby with care. Don't worry, what could go wrong?
i remember this when we were trying to decode them from the modem code valve sent on the viral campaign e while ago
The aperture science babysitter. If your child is naughty and tries to run away from the babysitter, then the child shall learn a very important lesson.
That bullets hurt?
That lasers to the *** are painful.
looks a bit like the same house in the new trailer!
The security system of aperture science will protect your house and your baby in your vacations! goodbye!
Baby: BUAHH!! BUAHH!
Turret: I SEE YOU!
and all we know the ending :P
the baby is happy?
Now the Aperture Science Inteligent Sentry Guns are released to citizens! You can use it, for example, too protect your little baby from rapists while you're out!
Mother: Great! I'll buy one!
Parents: Good bye sweetie!
*6 hours later*
Father: Hey little boy! We're back!
Turret: I see you!
Mother: What was that?
*enters in room*
Never Trust Aperture :P
probally wouldkill mom then dad then baby ZoMg
chells husband: look at our turret baby
chell: he is so cute
glodas: open the dOO0R
chell ill be right back
chells husband: hello little baby
turret: hi now die
chells husband: AHHHHHHHHH
Just try to get close to that baby... haha, your funeral
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