It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me?

  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
portal
embed
share
previous next
 
Post comment Comments
Radu_IceMan
Radu_IceMan May 20 2010, 11:00am says:

Oh sure, that aperture sentry is gonna handle the baby with care. Don't worry, what could go wrong?

+23 votes     reply to comment
kapp515
kapp515 May 23 2010, 12:13pm replied:

lol i think you have a point here

+1 vote     reply to comment
altercuca
altercuca May 20 2010, 12:51pm says:

i remember this when we were trying to decode them from the modem code valve sent on the viral campaign e while ago

+1 vote     reply to comment
Mr.Walrus
Mr.Walrus May 20 2010, 5:15pm says:

The aperture science babysitter. If your child is naughty and tries to run away from the babysitter, then the child shall learn a very important lesson.

+8 votes     reply to comment
jovian95
jovian95 May 20 2010, 6:34pm replied:

That bullets hurt?

+1 vote     reply to comment
Mr.Walrus
Mr.Walrus May 20 2010, 9:35pm replied:

That lasers to the *** are painful.

+1 vote     reply to comment
kennethinbmore
kennethinbmore Mar 13 2011, 2:18pm replied:

lol

+1 vote     reply to comment
XenuXemu
XenuXemu May 20 2010, 5:26pm says:

Hello, there.

+1 vote     reply to comment
Smuz-juhl Author
Smuz-juhl Jun 17 2010, 7:08am says:

looks a bit like the same house in the new trailer!

+1 vote   reply to comment
REENIGAV
REENIGAV Jun 19 2010, 2:36pm says:

The security system of aperture science will protect your house and your baby in your vacations! goodbye!
Night:
Baby: BUAHH!! BUAHH!
Turret: I SEE YOU!
and all we know the ending :P

-1 votes     reply to comment
cW#Ravenblood
cW#Ravenblood Jun 23 2010, 9:58am replied:

the baby is happy?

+3 votes     reply to comment
ruanito
ruanito Jul 2 2010, 1:13pm says:

Now the Aperture Science Inteligent Sentry Guns are released to citizens! You can use it, for example, too protect your little baby from rapists while you're out!

Mother: Great! I'll buy one!
Turret: Activated!
Parents: Good bye sweetie!
*6 hours later*
Father: Hey little boy! We're back!
Turret: I see you!
*shots*
Mother: What was that?
*enters in room*
Turret: Hello!
*shots*

Never Trust Aperture :P

-3 votes     reply to comment
pie32
pie32 Jan 20 2011, 11:44pm says:

probally wouldkill mom then dad then baby ZoMg

+1 vote     reply to comment
kennethinbmore
kennethinbmore Mar 13 2011, 2:16pm says:

chells husband: look at our turret baby
chell: he is so cute
glodas: open the dOO0R
chell ill be right back
chells husband: hello little baby
turret: hi now die
chells husband: AHHHHHHHHH

0 votes     reply to comment
Megadave2003
Megadave2003 Apr 13 2011, 11:02pm says:

Just try to get close to that baby... haha, your funeral

+4 votes     reply to comment
Post a Comment
click to sign in

You are not logged in, your comment will be anonymous unless you join the community today (totally free - or sign in with your social account on the right) which we encourage all contributors to do.

2000 characters limit; HTML formatting and smileys are not supported - text only

Image Details
Type
Entertainment
Date
May 20th, 2010
Size
610×343
Options
URL
Embed (big)
Embed
Share
Report Abuse
Report media
Add Media
Members only