Features include main menu, playable level with background music, ability to collect a bonus life, fun sound effects, a game over screen, a "you win" screen, dashes of inane humor, a box that informs you that Options are not yet implemented, and... well, that's about it. But I'm told it's pretty addictive and challenging.
So, without further ado... Pingitaire Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre Alpha Version!