Thrust into a heroic quest by a vague prophecy and a probably-senile town elder, you must become a MurderHobo - an amoral psychopath roaming the earth in search of bigger numbers. Actually you're not sure what any of the numbers mean. The Guild of Murderous Hobos was supposed to explain it, but they're all obsessive neckbeards and you weren't really paying attention. Oh, and all this has to happen in a haunted crypt that some genius decided to use as an illegal toxic waste dump, so there's no shortage of things that want to kill you for no good reason. Explore, murder townspeople, and circumvent nonsensical tutorials in this metroidvania-inspired action platformer!

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The soulless bean-counters from Marketing said the game needed zombies. Zombies are in this year, they said. Then they said this was all a dream, and when I woke up I wouldn't have a marketing department anymore. And I'd be hung over. I hate those guys.

Here's some zombies. If you don't kill them, you might find yourself in a moving and tragic story about human survival in the face of extinction. Better get to it!

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