Every millennium, a hero must arise to face a challenge so unprecedented that his story goes down as legend. This is not that hero. Meet John Q Averageman, a balding, 40-something with no aspirations and nothing to look forward to. He spends his days working construction just to come back to his wife articulating his inadequacies again and again and again. His only joy comes from the frothy, golden deliciousness that is his favorite beverage: Fluff Beer. One day, while sulking over the pathetic tragedy of his life, John spots something out of the corner of his eye. A six-pack of fluff, and he is just sober enough to get off his butt to go get it. Will you lead John across the gauntlet of perils to reach his beverage? Will you rise above John’s lazy nature and become a hero of legend…or some sort of equivalent? If so, you may just be man enough to become average.

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The day has finally arrived. John Q Averageman, a puzzle platforming game about a fat man doing everything it takes to reach his beer, released today for the iOS. Fun, hilarious, and addictive, John Q Averageman is the best thing you've ever done with two fingers.

Posted by BombShelterGames on Nov 4th, 2012

John Q Averageman

Every millennium, a hero must arise to face a challenge so unprecedented that his story goes down as legend. This is not that hero. Meet John Q Averageman, a balding, 40-something with no aspirations and nothing to look forward to. He spends his days working construction just to come back to his wife articulating his inadequacies again and again and again. His only joy comes from the frothy, golden deliciousness that is his favorite beverage: Fluff Beer. One day, while sulking over the pathetic tragedy of his life, John spots something out of the corner of his eye. A six-pack of fluff, and he is just sober enough to get off his rear to go get it. Will you lead John across the gauntlet of perils to reach his beverage? Will you rise above John’s lazy nature and become a hero of legend…or some sort of equivalent? If so, you may just be man enough to become average. 

Puzzle Platforming at its finest 

80 playable levels in 8 unique worlds 

Endless laughs…mainly out of pity 

Eternal Glory

John Q Averageman is now available on all mobile devices as well as kongregate.com. Play it and let us know what you think and how you would change/improve it.

iOS
Google Play
Amazon Marketplace
Kongregate.com

This is the first game from our small six person studio and we are very excited for its release. 

Confused about how to download? Check out our instructional video below.


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Bomb Shelter Games
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Released Sep 14, 2012
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