By Reto.Indusninja, IT Architect and undercover ninja at Reto-Moto
I’ve patiently waited for months under the cover of mediocrity, and have finally succeeded in my mission.
You all know me as Reto.indusninja, and while my name should have already given you (as well as everyone else at Reto-Moto) a hint towards my actual profession – it seems to have raised no suspicion in this workplace. But there is no longer any need for my cover. I am indeed actually a ninja who was originally sent to this god-forsaken cold country to spy on Reto-Moto so we can bring them to their knees.
To accomplish this goal, I have meticulously observed them and their habits. Following the teachings of Sun Tzu, I now “Know thy enemy”! I have even recorded their everyday existence in video form as you all can see below.
In conclusion, they seem to work long, drink too much beer and like cakes too much. I’m still working on how that information can be used for their demise :(