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Apr 2 2003 Anchor

Pretend you're on death row for murdering azz0r LyNx and you were told to order your last meal, which can be anything...what do you ask for?

My massive order:

  • 16oz angus beef ribeye cooked medium rare
  • mashed potatoes with gravy
  • sweet potatoes
  • italian sausage pizza
  • chicken brochette
  • caesar salad
  • sauteed shrimp with scampi butter
  • crazy bread from Little Ceasar's
  • a banana, grape, cherry, and orange
  • triple chocolate fudge mousse truffle iced cream cake [?]
  • strawberry shortcake
  • handle of Grey Goose vodka
  • a prostitute
  • fat blunt of dank hydroponica
  • - Edited By 40ozFreak On Wed 2nd, Apr 2003 @ 5:30:01am

    Apr 2 2003 Anchor

    Lasagne, packets of walkers crisps with brown bread, strong coffee and a bowl of rasberry icecream.

    OR

    instead of lasagne; a sunday roast :D

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    Apr 2 2003 Anchor

    a slice of cheese O_o

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    hammy-bob
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    Apr 2 2003 Anchor

    :O freak you would die just from that one meal lol

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    Apr 2 2003 Anchor

    Going out with style.

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    PsychoFarmer
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    Apr 2 2003 Anchor

    i dunno... i would want a large peperonni (sp?) pizza, and lotsa choclate, and while im at it, the can give me a bunch of candle wicks, a coupla water balloons, some gasoline, and some orange juice concentrate :devious:

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    Apr 2 2003 Anchor

    This is your last meal, wouldn't you want it to be a mix of everything?

    @ hammy-bob - Yeah, I'd die from it, but better than letting those cops get the last laugh. Ha, fuckers!

    natko1
    natko1 Jesus was homeless
    Apr 2 2003 Anchor

    I want no food....
    Just a couple hours at the playbouy mansion...:lol:

    I dont know if thay would let me....
    Its worth a try....
    Lemme go ask my cell guard....

    O well....:(

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    Chewbacca
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    Apr 2 2003 Anchor

    Why would you be arrested for killing MR.Azz0r?


    jk...

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    INtense!
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    Apr 2 2003 Anchor

    i'd go the junk food option... i'd want a large array of chips and a big assortment of lollies... and perhaps some nice pasta or something :P

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    Scott Reismanis
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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    OK I would order at least two of everything. I would rather die by overeating than excuation

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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    Beef jerky, and smoked salmon. I heard there is smoked salmon jerky as well, so maybe some of that. And some English Breakfast tea to wash it down.

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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    What about quail jerky?

    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    Buritto's.

    Meat Lovers Pizza.

    After Dinner Mints.

    Vanilla Ice Cream with Rock Hard chocolate topping.

    Tall Frosty Schooner of tap-fresh Victoria Bitter.

    Buritto's.

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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    I'd order heaps of everything and eat it really slowly so that by the time I'm done the people who were going to kill me would have forgotten what they were doing :D

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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    A big cheesy, fatty suculent pizza.../me drools

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    natko1
    natko1 Jesus was homeless
    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    I take taco-bell any day...
    *me drools too

    *me and azzy drown in the drool
    :)

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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    /me laughs at drowning nincompoops.

    natko1
    natko1 Jesus was homeless
    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    *me drags 40oz in with us:):O

    /me and everyone drown:O

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    I'm not capable of drowning, I'm immortal.

    PsychoFarmer
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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    /me recinds 40s immortal status

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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    i bet you'd drown in a vat of vegimate O_o

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    PsychoFarmer
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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    or molasses

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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    rather it be molasses than that vegimate stuff

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    PsychoFarmer
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    Apr 3 2003 Anchor

    amen to that brotha!!!

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