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Ducky511
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Mar 24 2003 Anchor

Narrator: Say Billy, what’s that your playing?

Billy: oh its just another half-life mod with Gordon Freeman as the main character and run around and kill some xen creatures <sigh> I wish they would make something new and interesting.

Narrator: Well Billy! Look no farther then SS Damacus!

Billy: SS Damacus? What’s that?

Narrator: Well Billy! SS Damacua is a mod for half-life, the trusty little engine that could, with many new features never tried in half-life before. SS Damacus is a brand spanking new half-life expiries that uses almost nothing from the game half-life at all. That’s right Billy, SS Damacus is all new! New plot, new monsters and a boat load of new weapons! I know what your thinking Billy, your thinking well what’s so different about that and Opposing force? Well Billy, the main different is that everything in SS Damacus is new; another new feature is that the Mod is incredibly cartoony! That’s right Billy! A cartoony Half-Life mod! All the models in SS Damcus will be surrounded with a cell shade to give those models that extra cartoony feel! Plus this mod is in third person. Now I know what your thinking Billy, but half-life is a first person game! Dose that mean this mod is going to use a model using the Half-life DM model skeleton? What do you take use for Billy? Idiots? Of courses not! SS Damacus is currently look for model animators that are highly skilled in there field to make SS Damacus the best little mod that it can be. We are also looking for mappers and modelers to help make the mod be made fast and better!

Billy: WOW! SS Damacus sounds amazing! if I wanted to join the team how would I go about it?

Narrator: Well, Billy, I'm glad you asked! Simply message the writer of this forum message though the moddb message system or email him at movieman3tb@msn.com, be sure to send him some samples of your work so he can see if your qualified for the job, if he likes or stuff your in the team! Right Duck!

Duck: That’s right mysterious Stranger!

Billy: Were the hell did you come from!

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PsychoFarmer
PsychoFarmer modDB King
Mar 24 2003 Anchor

cel-shading can kiss my ass and die :P

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Mar 25 2003 Anchor

No offense, Ducky511, this isn't directed at you, but I thought I'd make a point about 90% of mods:

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Billy: Groan... another dull mod. What's this bloody game called? Half-Life? Why don't they ever make mods for another game?

Narrator: What's that you said? Bored playing boring, unoriginal mods? Then look no farther than <insert name here>!

Billy: Better not be another Half---

Narrator: I'll bet you want to know more! Well, <insert name here> is going to be the most realistic WW2 mod ever made! It will have realistic physics, like you're using your own feet! And the graphics will be so sleek and smooth you'd swear you weren't playing a game at all! And with real-time voice communication that your characters will lip-synch to! But that's nothing yet -- the A.I. will blow your mind away with realistic characters that react to sight, sound, smell, everything! They will act differently depending on their mood, surroundings, emotions, self-confidence, hair colour, body type, eating habits, facial hair, and penis size! And the AI is so advanced they almost never miss!

Billy: Sounds interesting (i'll bet the only thing that's true is the 'you'd swear you wouldn't be playing a game at all' part). What is finished so far?

Narrator: Job applications

Billy: Shut up and die.

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Ducky511
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Mar 25 2003 Anchor

Well that put me in my place

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Mar 25 2003 Anchor

:P

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jacksonj04
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Mar 25 2003 Anchor

very, astute...

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PsychoFarmer
PsychoFarmer modDB King
Mar 25 2003 Anchor

it does seem to be true for quite a number of mods, no matter how sad it seems... most mods dont get anywhere, mostly because ppl are doing out of there spare time, instead of actually spending time on it like a job...a lot of mods also have members spread out over a large amount of area which makes it hard for them to communicate with each other... i still think that if someone really wants to make a mod, they should get a team together first, and then have everyone brainstorm about what type of mod that they are going to make, not have one person start it out, and beg for other ppl to come out and help them with their mod. otherwise, ppl will just beg, and their mod wont get anywhere, no matter how much hype they put into their idea. finally, i dont think that ppl should hype a mod until they at least have something to show... there is no point in hyping an idea, because a lot of ideas never get off the ground... it might be interesting to see what percentage of mods registered here actually continue on to release, as compared to those who start, and just seem to die...

anywho, thats my ranting for now, dont expect to understand it, because i probably dont understand half of it :P

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Ducky511
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Mar 25 2003 Anchor

oh we already have a team, I'm just trying to get more people on bored. and achaly we do have stuff to show Moddb.com
we have almost of the training coures finished. like I said before I'm just pimping what I got so far.

I do agree with you about mods. I've see plenty of good idea's go no were becuse the person doing the brain storming has no skills in modding. First comes the Team, then comes the Idea's, then comes the mod. and thats what we did and were trying are best to be SS Damacus new and great and not just another half-life mod

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Mar 25 2003 Anchor

SeienAbunae wrote: No offense, Ducky511, this isn't directed at you, but I thought I'd make a point about 90% of mods:

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^^ What I said.

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Ducky511
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Mar 25 2003 Anchor

I know, I was respoding to PsychoFarmer post

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