omgosh moddb poemz <CHEWWWWYYY> Thread

chis'L as we say
is a little less than all out gay
for he is a laptop and may purr
because he is without a monitor
but is he another person we will never know
for it may just be chis's ho :o

dragonmaw is teh secks as we all know
but sometimes he goes from suck to blow
calling me dumb and many a name
but who is he to blame ?
for i am carni and nothing more
so shut the fuck up about clowns or your ass is out the door >:O

saying "chis" is fun to do
when hes away or busy too
for when you state it he gives a shout
for his nick notifier did cry out
"chis get over here carni wants you"
and to think chis was unpopular to

i've got a mod and want to show it
but to make it i do not know it
for coding modelling mapping and other
you think i know them ? oh brother
for i am a newb and are unaware
that to mod requires myself to be unimpaired
and to have basic technique for such a cause
as finishing something without 3 years pause
for when i start i always give up
and flame till i drop cuz they wont shutup
so i deal out pictures of concept alike
of pictures i draw that only i like
i show them everywhere to be seen
and curse all critisizers are being mean
me myself ignorant to strife, modding is just another day in my life

dont ask why i posted them cuz i dont know :o

anyone want to contribute?

There should be a Chewy poem book ^_^

i made a thread and i dont know why
i said hello and admins said goodbye
now i cant log on or enter my name
i think i am going insane
i reset my password thinking its that
seconds later there i sat
password in box and credentials as well
but yet again to no avail
i shall be ridden from this land
for yet again i am banned

oh ma gawd

i knows :o

I should look for 40oz's poem from a while back. None of you guys would know it, I was around 500 post mark back then, and 1 dot.

my new avatar scares me
and it should to you too
for it is hannibal as you all knew
he is scary and eats your brains
like zombies or people who use AIM
they'll message you with a/s/l?
more times than you can tell
for your conversations are quick and never to deep
for they all jump from room to room like little sheep
they crawl in your brain with their sex bots and fun
that is equivilant to sucking on a rail gun
just end aim now and forever more
choose yahoo messanger and let aim take it in the back door

A service announcement from the people of yahoo! ™

I like cake and cheese puffs
You may think I have it rough
Well, you're right
I have to fight
for the right
to fly my kite
in the janitor's closet.
Where I find deposits
of fine aged cheese,
arranged in threes
on the floor
Oh how I scored
that night.
It was so right.
Which reminds me
I still gotta fight, G
fight like cupid
with poisoned arrows
against all those stupid
instant messenger service-ohs
I hate them all
MSN, AIM, Yahoo, will fall
before my big rusty fork
with which I will stab them in my eye.
Oh yeah and trillian too.

ShortCutMan likes coding,
He also likes singing,
He likes to play Unreal,
and watch his victims keel,
He will own you all,
So who wants to play ball?

i like your poems they really own
but right now im on the telephone
another pta meeting from the school
i swear they use me as a tool
send me home with loads of paper
filled with coupons and items to wager
in the disguise as this awful "fundraiser"
i find myself at a loss
for here i am with $4 candle in hand
trying to sell them although their "on demand"
screw being nice and giving to the school
just sneak to your friends house and jump in their pool!

Carni once scared me with his look of a clown
But it's been a while since he came to town
The facepaint and big nose did kinda get old
So carni devised a surprising way for the story to unfold
He suddenly assumed the guise of Anthony Hopkins
The feasting on flesh one of his many sins
You had better watch out and hide your kin
Because he crunches on the skulls of your children
So chewy with a gristly core
Might make your eyes sore
just watching him turn your kids' heads into mush
So unless the next is your blood to gush
You had better run away from carni
Run away to my bedroom and hide in my closet!

There is a thread called "Poetry Cave" or something like that.

V2 is coming you see!
I am so afraid!
I don't know how it will be!
And how it was made.

I think that I'm going to miss,
This lovely gray!
But I know that everything's gonna be all right!
If I don't stay away!

I am Chewbacca!
And modDB is my home!
With the forums,
I'm never alone!

ModDB has a BAR!
Fun for free!
Now you can't say,
That modDB is a great place to be!

Somewhere on the third
corner of the world
An honourable man was not knighted
but Earled
Old Earl Chester, how his story unfurled
In his day he did travel the world

Seeking out wisdom, seeking out truth
And many battles claimed many a tooth
from the honourable mouth
from which Chester, forsooth,
uttered many cries in his youth
Before he had even one tooth

And Earl Chester did have a dog
marching through the fog
Furwad, fed on many fish
Wrote the story's prologue
Full with beer and grog
And high on a little too much eggnog
Furwad's eyes were fog.

Finally good Earl Chester was outmatched
Though naught more than scratched
Out of his home he was snatched
And sent to the vinegar mines
The Earl's pants were patched
And a bowl of vinegar he dispatched
To the foreman's eyes it attached

And killed him sure. Poor Earl was sad
And what was left of him was a nomad
Who found a raggy home in Baghdad
But his story did not go untold
Though he was poorly clad
And with many a bruise on one gonad
A good future was not yet to him forbade!

And after going too long unfed
With too heavy a heart and too heavy a head
With no luck to everyone he pled
When suddenly out of the darkness
A fleeting shadow he saw that sped
Towards him, it was Furwad back from the dead!
And from that day he lifted high his head!

He was hauled out of that cesspool
Looking nearly as gaunt as a ghoul
With much food he did refuel
With aid from the King's men!
They took him on a flying toadstool
To see King Finn Mac Cool
Who Chester soon saw was no Tom-fool

And after a good shaving
And a double-dose of bathing
And much cheerful waving
To the humongous crowd
Chester came before the great King
Who, in the process of Earling
A grand future was paving!

And from that day on
Many children the Earl did spawn
He became a great icon
And retired in the Carribean
Where he spent his last days drawn
To the movement of the waves at dawn
Till the day he was.... graced
by having his face
on the new 7 dollar bill!

- Edited By SeienAbunae On Wed 22nd, Sep 2004 @ 5:57:06pm

yow ! :o

if you code too much its never enough
because these people like this stuff
these guns and modes and new alike
things that may even go bump in the night
opengl directx too
the uses of these are too true
the abilities grasped are of a dieing breed
that which can think and learn with speed
for we are coders fury and forlorn,
those without patience
we shall scorn

Good Earl Chester stuck a fork in his eye
Interrupted his dinner of ham on rye
An accident it was, but well deserved
After that, off the road he swerved

haha