need help with chicks, here are some pick up line. Thread

(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.
(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

how many topics you gonna make!

What a cheese machine, I wouldnt use any, but would try (12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again? for a joke

(9) will drop anybody.

BaD-cOmPaNy wrote: how many topics you gonna make!

im bored ass, and thought why not

Indeed, I like /me licks

rofl @ 8 & 9

If I told you that I had AIDS and would die tomorrow - would you fuck me?

errr no, Id end up catching it

That's my pickup line.

It doesnt work though does it, ever.

One time.

Did you get a blowjob?

2, 4, and 12 are the good ones

(1) Meow meow... rmm
(2) You must be sweet just like sugar and tangerines, can I find it out ?
(3) HEY CHECK OUT MY BUNGHOLE

These are leet!

- Edited By Chewbacca On Sat 10th, May 2003 @ 8:46:14pm

i like the first one the best!!!!!!! it is sooo cute and the last one is not bad as well!!!!

I guess they are all to the point, no time wasting there

yeah but as if anyone would use some of them... there are a few which are just insulting to the person the are being used on!!!!

well they don't have to say yes though it would be nice to do so, my favourite is the diarohieh one or however you spell that word

oi ppl, im goin to be tryin out a selection of these lines, im gonna try record it all, dont expect it ne time soon