A.P.D Thread

Are you in the market for a Planet Defense kit? Does your planet suffer from constant invasion from unknown alien lifeforms? Do the people on your planet constantly fear they are going to be tossed out into space to explode like a hot pocket that was in the microwave for too long? Well fear no more, introducing the ACME Planetary Defense System Version 2.0. With this kit you will be able to take on the galaxy. All invaders will cower in fear once they see the A.P.D.S symbol on your planets front lawn. Evil unknown threats will think twice before they decide to strike your planet for it’s rich resources and habitable planet. With the A.P.D.S you are in control of your planet and it’s up to you to defend it.

A.P.D.S comes with the following…
-Alien Destroyer Missile System
-Unlimited Supply of Money in Crates for some reason…
-Rechargeable Super Beam of Alien Killing Power Ray of Pain
-Defensive Planet Ultra High Coating Armor

A.P.D.S also has the following upgrades that you can purchase to make your planet even more powerful and safe...
-Alien Seeking Orb of Energy
-Turbo Firing Lasers
-Mega Laser of 100% Power
-Multi-Destroyer Missile System-Flak
-Planet Energy Shield of Danger
-1040-E Orbiting Space Mines
-Time Warping Slow Down
-Weapon Recharge Plasma Core
-Planet Health Repair System
-and much more!

The A.P.D.S is the top of the line defensive system on the market today. Don’t get left in the dust and purchase your system today. Supply is limited we only have 60,000,000 units left so get it before they are all gone.