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'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmaaaaas; and Saaaaaanta's flying in spaaaace!' Sorry kids, Rudolf and kin were replaced by booster rockets! Yeah!

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'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmaaaaas; and Saaaaaanta's flying in spaaaace!'
Sorry kids, Rudolf and kin were replaced by booster rockets! Yeah!

"What is he going on about?"
Well, we decided to have a little fun this season. If you have purchased the pre-order, go update your game and enjoy our Christmas-themed release!
...I'll do ya'll a favor and forgo any awkward "missile"-toe jokes.

Also, a new payment method has been integrated into the Miner Wars Store! Little elves would hate this news though, 'cause they prefer GREEEN. Fiiine, enough with the Christmas humor.

UPDATE SUMMARY

  • Release: Miner Wars: Christmas Edition!
  • New Payment Method
  • Yay!: Silliness
  • Reminders:
    • Public meetings with members of the team on saturdays
    • Catchphrase feedback/ideas
    • Vote for Miner Wars 2081 on indiedb!
  • Store: 70% discount

RELEASE

    We offer a challenge for players who have pre-ordered the game to find as much Christmas-y stuff in the new engine release as possible. Rumor has it there's 8 things different! *winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore!*

    What do you get if you notice all the changes? Mrs. Claus will personally come to your house and cook you a fine goose!

    ...Couldn't resist.

NEW PAYMENT METHOD

    Tatrabanka CardPay works through direct credit card payment; no need to register with third party sites, just enter your credit card data, and go!

YAY!

    And now for some gratuitously horrific x-mas humor:

    Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
    Because it soots him!

    What's red & white, and red & white, and red & white?
    Santa rolling down a hill!

    And, for the grand finale:

    What goes oh, oh, oh?
    A prostitute!?
    No...! Santa Claus walking backwards!

    *hysterical, giddy clapping*

    It's ok, after that my brain is bleeding too...yup, red and green blood.


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Artimus Bena
Script Writer, Composer
Keen Software House
MinerWars.com

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REMINDERS

  • Every Saturday, members of the Miner Wars 2081 development hold meetings for live feedback from the community.
    Details here: Minerwars.com
  • Keen Software House is looking for feedback on a new "catchphrase" for the game.
    Details here: Minerwars.com
  • Vote for Miner Wars 2081 at indiedb.com.
    Details here: Minerwars.com

STORE

    The game is still available for a 70% discount. This package includes free access to the current build, and free updates to the engine until the final stages of production.
    To take advantage of this offer while it's still hot, visit the Miner Wars store: Minerwars.com

    Don't forget, if you're strapped for cash, there are plenty of ways to earn a free copy of the game:
    Minerwars.com

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