WTF - "What the Force?" image - Rise of the Droid Empire mod for Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption
Same mod, different name, The Galactic Empire, the Rebel Alliance, the Black Sun Pirates, and the Droid Empire, fight for control of the galaxy.
WTF - "What the Force?"
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CAPTAIN: Lord Vader, the Rebels have us out numbered! What do we do?
VADER: Contact Admiral Zsinj and tell him to bring his fleet here!
CAPTAIN: Yes Lord Vader!
(Two Minutes Later)
CAPTAIN: Lord Vader, we've recevied a message from Admiral Zsinj.
VADER: WELL?
CAPTAIN: Umm...Well it says "The Rebels are taking over everywhere. I've decide to become a Warlord. See you later, good luck destroying the Rebels. Signed, Warlord Zsinj, Future ruler of the Galaxy.
VADER: CRAP!
(Continued in the comments)
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PALPATINE: This is all your fault Vader!
VADER: My fault? You're the one who said the only thing we needed to defend Coruscant was the Golan stations, the planet's defense, and the Eclipse!
PALPATINE: Wait, that's it, the Eclipse, I forgot! FIRE THE SUPERLAZER, I mean, SUPERLASER!
IMP OFFICER: Sir, we can't, Gary the Stormtrooper spilled his Coffee on the Superlaser controls!
GARY:Sorry!
PALPATINE: That's coming out of your paycheck!
GARY:Aww Man!
PALPATINE: Okay, Okay, don't panic, what about the Death Stars?
VADER: What Death Stars, we don't have anymore Death Stars!?
PALPATINE: Oh, right! What about the World Devastators?
VADER: Destroyed themselves, R2-D2.
PALPATINE: Okay...uhh...Ohh, wait about the Sun Crusher?
IMP OFFICER: Destroyed by the Black Holes in the Maw.
PALPATINE: Eye of Palpatine?
CAPTAIN: Sabotaged and destroyed by the Rebels and Skywalker.
PALPATINE: The Eclipse II?
IMP OFFICER: Destroyed by R2-D2.
PALPATINE: The Galaxy Gun?
GARY: Destroyed when the Eclipse II collided with it. Oh and when that happened, the Galaxy Gun accidentally fire a missile at Byss and destroyed Byss.
PALPATINE: Aww not my summer home! And my complete collection of Sith and Jedi trading Cards too! And I had just gotten that super rare Exar Kun card and ultra-ultra rare Bastila Shan Card! Great, now what? Wait, I got it, I got it! What about Spaceball One?
EVERYBODY: WHAT?!
PALPATINE: Oh, never mind, wrong franchise!
GARY: Well, maybe the Eclipse's shields will hold out until the Superlaser is fixed.
PALPATINE: Yeah maybe your right Gary, We've gotten through much worst than this!
IMP OFFICER: Sir, we're detecting another 1000 rebels ships coming out of hyperspace!
PALPATINE: D'oh!
NONE OF THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE MOD!
I just posted this for the fun of it.
GARY: Wait i know what to do!
PALPATINE: WHAT!!
GARY: Self-Destruct!
Palpatine: What will that acomplish!
Gary: i dunno :3
Palpatine: ....... Officer Escort "Gary" out of here at once..
IMP Officer : My lord were geting something from the Rebels
Palpatine: So what is it!
IMPO: They say " surrender now or we will have to use force
.P.S. R2-D2 stole your Eclipse V2"
Palpatine: VADER!!!
Vader: Yes My master?
Palpatine : WHO WAS PROTECTING THE ECLIPSE II!?
Vader: Gary Fleet 1 and 2
( the reason why its called gary fleet its becase every one in the fleet is called Gary :3)
System: Shields offline
Palpatine: Suger Cakes...
Systems: Systems Offline
Palpatine: Sug.
* Eclipse Blows up *
MEGA MAID!!
anyone else realise the rebels have got ssd?
Protest!
And rebels never had so many ships (super star destroyers are described by contheone) . In battle of Endor was most of their fleet and their moncal cruisers were rebuilded passanger ships. The New Republic is of course another case but in this era was no Palpatine (except for his clones) or Darth Vader and there are many other mistakes in timeline.
GO R2D2!!!
If anyone is complaining about canon, don't, Palpatine is talking about Spaceball one and Vader isn't choking anyone. Don't take ANYTHING seriously! And besides these Imperials are more like the ones from Robot Chicken.
Gary was the name of that Robot Chicken Stormtrooper, right?
haters gonna hate
So the rebels have super star destroyers, regular star destroyers, and Keldables now huh..
If Palpatine got Spaceball One then the rebels would need Lone Star :D This mod is looking great!
Spaceball one is not in the mod...wish it was.
We need to jam the Rebel's radars...with raspberry...
I think the Eclipse is too big...It should not be bigger than Executor SSD...
I don't think it's bigger than Executor.Maybe it's just the angle.
It's just the angle, that and these versions of the ships are not in the mod. These are in the map editor.
Yes it should. The most commonly held canonical length for the Executor is 12.8km. This is based on comparison to the 1.6km ISDs nearby in episodes V and VI. The Eclipse is generally stated as 17KM. 4.2km (~30-33%) longer. Before all the 19km size queens go ranting, we're gonna go by the most definitive source, the movies themselves. There's no way it was 19km in those. the ISDs would have been nearly 2.4km (~ 1.5 miles), which is definitely wrong.