Your name is Felix Kjellberg, or better known as PewDiePie. You woke up one morning and sat down at your computer ready to record a new amnesia video for your bros, but after about three minutes into the video your computer screen starts to emit a soft white glow which slowly gets brighter and brighter until it engulfs you, you black out and when you awake you find yourself in a strange new place with no memory of who you are or how you got there.
At least the textures are not glitching. I guess...