in this game you play not as a regular man but as a sparkly man. Facepunch has erupted into a world war 4, after trump quest nuked the world. Beta citizens are kicking the shit out of everyone, the beta police are cracking down, and you have to end this. Go to Content Hoarder, the evil indian moneybather, and steal her beta content, to make it public and put the world at peace. Coming whenever i finish it
A powerful arnament... assuming you can get past it's terrible controls.