artillery that fires train's (sic) Thread - C&C Crazy Mod: Revived for C&C: Generals Zero Hour

Sometimes, lurking random ModDB media may give small but stupid amounts of crazy brilliance...

Ah, the locomotive. Quite probably one of the most annoying props ever conceived in the history of videogames. Anybody who played a Generals and/or ZH map with a moving train knows how annoying are them, right? So after reading the above comment I thought: Why not bring that same annoyance to enemy bases IN THE FORM OF RAINING, FIERY DEATH!?

I think such artillery would be perfect for the GLA Poverty general - provided that niche isn't occupied already. The locomotive launcher is pretty much self-explanatory: A SCUD platform that "fires train's" rather than proper SCUDs. Because seriously, what's more destructive than a moving locomotive anyway? One that FALLS FROM FREAKING HEAVEN, OF COURSE! Who needs Baikonur rockets when you can launch the trains that used to haul them around? Wouldn't that be crazy!? Or is it?

I'll leave the stats up to F.I.L.M., if anybody doesn't mind. Credits go to o0kael0o (the idea guy) - whether it was intended or just a grammar trainwreck (*groan*) it doesn't really matter, he's still a genius regardless.

So does this idea qualify as crazy, or just stupid?

Edited by: Tomah_Errazurih

it seems to be a good idea

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