WARNING! Beware of Steve. Frequently breaks out in smart-ass with a high concentration of sarcasm when exposed to the following: propaganda, uninteresting details, falsified information, lying, ignorance, stupidity, pig-headedness/stubbornness, and false doctrine. Seek immediate medical and psychiatric treatment if exposed to the facts and corrections he makes. If burn marks should appear accompanied by frustration and inability to comprehend, immediately seek out the nearest Bible and read it, starting at the beginning. Secondary exposure could lead to new permanent Biblical knowledge and understanding. This is your final and only warning.

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501stcaptainrex
501stcaptainrex - - 1,193 comments

Why do you have a depresion in youre chest?

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Yuribeard7 Author
Yuribeard7 - - 1,106 comments

I have a big chest. Nobodies perfect lol.

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AwayPeskyFlies
AwayPeskyFlies - - 578 comments

except god, yet we are in his image........(mind explodes)

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Yuribeard7 Author
Yuribeard7 - - 1,106 comments

We are in His image in that we have emotions, a spirit, etc.

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Yuribeard7 Author
Yuribeard7 - - 1,106 comments

Oh, Adam and Eve WERE perfect until they defied God. The fossil record shows that we have "devolved" (for a lack of better terms) due to Adam and Eve being cursed after their fall.

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Cervi_Messias
Cervi_Messias - - 1,898 comments

you used the word evolved, hee hee hee

you just made my day

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Yuribeard7 Author
Yuribeard7 - - 1,106 comments

Read it again. I said "...devolved (for a lack of better terms)..."

Evolution is blasphemy, period. I said "devolved" because there is no better term to describe our physical changes incurred by Adam and Eve being cursed.

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Cervi_Messias
Cervi_Messias - - 1,898 comments

it still involved a process of evolving

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Yuribeard7 Author
Yuribeard7 - - 1,106 comments

Hahahahahahahaha no.

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!!!karmenjell
!!!karmenjell - - 663 comments

maybe there should be?

i thought the bible held all answers?

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InsanityPays
InsanityPays - - 1,834 comments

those are dogtags

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Cervi_Messias
Cervi_Messias - - 1,898 comments

where is your full beard and clothing corner tassles?
:-(

That is required by the old testament
ur letting me down yuri, ur letting me down

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Yuribeard7 Author
Yuribeard7 - - 1,106 comments

Yeah if you are of the tribe of Levi. I don't know what tribe I'm from if I'm from one at all.

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Yuribeard7 Author
Yuribeard7 - - 1,106 comments

Pic is now out-of-date. I have since transformed into a version of Epic Beard Man! XD Now if only I had a camera to take more pics. :(

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Cervi_Messias
Cervi_Messias - - 1,898 comments

so you do have a beard now...

now were are the tassles?

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Cervi_Messias
Cervi_Messias - - 1,898 comments

tasslesssssss

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Baron Brosephus
Baron Brosephus - - 2,010 comments

To rephrase an old meme:

I find your lack of pictures disturbing.

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Yuribeard7 Author
Yuribeard7 - - 1,106 comments

Well I was hoping to buy a camera by now but it won't be happening any time soon. I'll be shaving the beard off as I have a potential job to check out.

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Cervi_Messias
Cervi_Messias - - 1,898 comments

no u keep beard

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