Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Heavy: Go, go, go!
Soldier: Move in, the BLU team are in for a surprise! *evil smile*
Tali: Hey something is moving under the ground.
*a giant spider appears*
Tali: SPIDER, SPIDER, SPIDER, SPIIIIDEEEERR! *jumps on Heavy*
Heavy: (Ohoho, this feels good!)
Soldier: What's the matter, sissy! That pathetic bug gave you a scare!?
Tali: Spiders are the only things that I'm scared of. :'c
Medic: Why is zhat?
Tali: When I was young, one spider got inside my suit and you don't want to know what happened after that!
Soldier: ._.
Medic: Schweinehunds!
Heavy: o_O
*random Javik appears*
Javik: ಠಠ___ಠಠ
*dumps a box of fake spiders over Tali* >83
Oh yeah? *dumps a box full of sticky bombs at you*
I eat pain!
You eat pain, aye? Then why are you so dead right now?
I dunno. Am I dead?
Yes.
WELL PISSSS!
That's one BIG spider O_o and what the hell is Javik doing there cause it says in the description *random Javik appears* lolz
Javik is just watching them from somewhere. Someone needs to port him to G-Mod, I have some ideas for a few poses with him. ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Javik is one weird dude idk