Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
*bang* *cock* *bang* *Heavy kills an enemy Scout and Sniper*
Heavy: Ohoho, did you think you could beat me?
*bang*
Spy: AAAUUUGHHHH, MY STOMACH!
Medic: Ah Spy! I'm coming!
Soldier: What the f-...Spy, what happened?
Spy: That bitch shot me!
Soldier: What the hell were you thinking, private!?
Tali: Sorry, I though he was an enemy Spy!
Medic: You schweinehund! He's nearly dead! Vhat did he do to provoke you?!
Tali: He was staring at my ass...with a stupid grin on his face!
Soldier: For the love of god, Tali! I don't know if you've noticed but....EVERYONE IS STARING AT YOUR ASS!
Tali: Even you?
Soldier: Ye-no!
Tali: ....
Heavy: Where did we go so wrong? D:
Heh, Soldier kinda screwed up in the last part. ;D
And seriously, Tali? Shot him just because he was staring at your ***? C'mon everyone does... :L
Oh, you do realize she heard you? Prepare to have your stomach shot!
Darn! D: