Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Master and apprentice!
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My new apprentice, Dwarfy seems to be performing quite well!
Let's slay some f*cking vampires!
YESH!
So basically, you're training him so that he can defend himself efficiently from vampires?
That, and so that he can hunt them down.
Those are probably just Level E vampires. The elite ones aren't that dumb.
Obviously I would start his training with easier enemies, silly Maria...
Admit it. You just can't beat the elite ones! <3
I killed Kaname in cold blood... I ripped his spine and smashed his face into a wall with my damned bare hands!
... ****... I'm out of here...
Oh no you don't! *lifts Maria up in the air with biotic powers*
NO! LET ME GO! D:
Ain't gonna happen, primitive!
Now Maria... I'm going to tie you up, and let Dwarf train on you. In other words, you're his bitch now!
Goddamn it! xc
Mhmhhhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!
100% JOJ, mate!
*gives everyone a random cookie*
Dude, just rape her.
Man, that's probably what she wants! Or just to bite my neck...
Huehuehuehue!... Wait... Should I rape her? O.o
****...
Maybe.
So... You're not denying it? :<
Um, I think she actually wants both.
That's a better idea!
Then throw her in a cage with bi-sexual Imps.
LET'S KICK *****!