Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Icelander!
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Finally, a new pose! RIRE0GERKGIERGKEIGKRT0GIR-GERQH!
Woo! A new pose! Where have you been?
Well, recently I received Brutal Legend and Skyrim on Steam by a few friendos! And I got overjoyed, and played them like Hell. Loving both games equally.
Ah! I see. Oh, and... Happy New Year! <3
Happy New Year to you too!
Freezing people is mainstream. >.<
Perhaps, but it gets the job done.
I thought you Protheans were original...
And who the hell said that the Ice Demoman is a Prothean, you caramel-dancing freak show...
You did, last night.
I don't know what drugs you're on, but shut up and I won't kill you (much).
Much... hue!
I've found a way, to keep you at bay! I'm going to invite some friends to our little war here, Javey! <3
How adorable... more primitives...
Yeeeeaaaahhh... You even told me that in a PM... Makes me wonder who THEY will act as...
You'll see! <3
I bet it's Kaname!
No matter who they are, they won't be able save you from my trolling rampage!
******* hell Miku, don't give them ideas!
Sorry :c
Well they sure are taking a while...
They probably got scared of my Prothean majestic powers! And sexiness!
Am I late?
Oh God... a cheerleader vampire... wegpokerpogrkgregrergergergegrkegmriogre...
Who in the name of the Holy Sausage Gods are you...
Bah, I was wrong :I
A friend of Maria, obviously. I came to ruin your day.
It will take more than some blonde-haired *****, from the dimension of primitives to ruin my day!
Protheans are not easy to defeat, tuts!
Well you surely are nice, Javik. I'll teach you some discipline! *fires lightning at him*
What was that? Some weak-*** taser? Get REAL powers, bitch! *lifts her in the air with biotic powers*
The **** just happened here? :/
More guests came.
Don't bother about me, I'm just passing over here...
Your girlfriend is trying to invade us with more primitive vampires...
Oh no you don't, Dwarfy! Now that they are busy, I can have some quality time with you. <3
You're no jedi, Javik! *breaks the field* I'm going to poke your eyes out!
Ha! How cute... You won't be able to get close to me, seeing how primitive your powers are. You are more worthless than Maria, after getting raped by a thousand bi-sexual Imps!
That's a "counter-argument"!
Also Maria, keep your hands away off my pants, god damn it!
Speaking of rape. Hey cheerleader, meet your own personal rapist! Media.moddb.com
Oh my... No, no... I'm out of here. I didn't sign up for this ****! D:
Huehuehuehuehue
Damn it, Rima! D:
Where the hell is my other friend! :C
I guess no one can beat that Soldier!
Feh! What a weakling! Big tits, but small brain as usual. How typical of blonde primitives! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
No one, indeed!
I'll be back! >:|
No you won't!... Or ---> Rapist!
Bring your most perverted bikini outfit next time. I want you to impress the bi-sexual Imps, enough for them to rape you.
Mhmhhmhmmhmmhmhm!
Guess I'm a bit late.
YOU! YOU! YOOOOUU, ******* *******!
Oh my... guess I was right :c
In the name of the... the... Whatever the heck it can be, who are you?
I smell primitives!
I would be the 11,000-year-old vampire that you've been mentioning on your previous pics. You seriously think I'm that easy to defeat?
You definitely are, when you stand up to Protheans! Don't even think about giving me that ugly look! It only works on weak-minded people, like Maria and the cheerleader.
Mean, as always... :c
Mean? No! Funny, yes! At least for me!
...
Actually, more like hilarious..
The cheerleader have nothing to say... Weird...
Allow me to assist! *loads 5 BFG's*
Careful with that guitar, Knight!
Shut up Maria and dodgy as **** cheerleader, with an incredibly stupid last name, that is close to the car Toyota! We're trying to kill the ultimate primitive here!
I have to agree, this is hilarious!
I don't need that power to break you guys apart.
Oi! What the goddamn **** is going on here?!
And who may you be?
Goddamn Zaeed! The goddamn master of the Goddamn, am I right?
I'm some goddamn geezer, that isn't uglier than you! *troll face*
How charming...
Wanna see something else charming? *takes Dwarf's ear-raping metal guitar and the Simeon launcher*
And don't forget goddamn me! *loads Jessie and 20 Grenade Launchers*
Who the hell are Simeon and Jessie?...
Jessie is Zaeed's goddamn rifle. And Simeon is the most disgusting freak in the galaxy, that melts everything that he touches (except the guns that are launching him)!
Okay... I might have to surrender for now, but we shall meet again, gentlemen.
We won! Goddamn JOJ, mates!
It's a bit too easy... IT'S A TRAP!!!
Goddamn doubtful, Dwarf. I can see him running like the goddamn hippie he is!
In that case... Good JOJ guys!
My efforts have failed! DX
This is why you don't mess with Protheans! And now... GET BACK TO YOUR DAMN CAGE, MARIA!
Ok... :c
*throws a banana in the cage*
Hue.
Wow... :L
The banana was too much?