Hi, I'm GFire, also known as Godfire173, also known as Darkfire173, also known as Darkie. I'm a pc gamer, and I especially like games with a lot of creativity (Such as being able to make weapons and armor and such from scratch (And not just take premade peices and mix-and-match them), games that are to-the-bone free-to-play (No pay to win, no pay to be better in any way), and games that add a social aspect into themselves (Adding a "Profile", being able to "publish" books, etc.). I have no friends at all. So far. Hopefully I will get some. My favorite game in desura so far is BitFighter, but nobody plays it. :C

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Birthday Scenario Game - Pony Edition

Create clones of discord.
Well.
Equestria is doomed.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ We have special eyes

MY BRAND!

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Nurse Luna To The Rescue

Must be the socks.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Rarity Rocking The Mic

"And so on"
Sold it for me.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ I Feel... Safe

I thought the most well known anything from metal gear was the box he always hides in. I guess that's just me :|

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GFire - - 27 comments @ hasbro!

Just so you know, the word is boycott.
I forget words all the time, it's fine c:

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Meanwhile in Scotland

It wouldn't be inefficient if this was dwarf fortress.
Cats are surplus.
Magic.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ perfect fall

That isn't a perfect fall.
If it was a perfect fall, the roof would be level with the ground.
Therefore, I have now made your argument invalid. With geometry.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ hedgehog

Paper towel roll
Why are you wearing tape

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GFire - - 27 comments @ I shall proceed to hurt your brain...

GEOMETRY IS WRONG
ARGUMENT INVALID

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Funny 'cause its true.

Ditto.
Or should I say zombie elephants.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Jason

Is he holding his head because he had too much alcohol, he is traumatized, or he has just been raped in the mind?

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GFire - - 27 comments @ crab?

....
That is now my response to everything.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ tortoise

The mating call of the wtf.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ In response to (description)

That's what you get for stealing your learning curve from dwarf fortress, eve.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ The horror!.

... My ribcage just contracted into my lungs.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Collectors edition?

Happens to me all the time.
Especially with "Please Kill Me" jokes.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ drawing

This made me laugh harder than I have in months. I salute you, you deformed mental defective.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ You Loose

....

*Grabs hammer*

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Nazi Zombies

A wall.
HIDE BEHIND THE WALL.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ their eyes

Oh god my ribcage has imploded
this is hilarious

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Checking notes after test...

DEAR GOD
MY EYES
THEY ARE IN MY LUNGS
WHY DO I CONTINUE TO TRY AND LAUGH?

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GFire - - 27 comments @ the sun

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ like a sir.

I've done that before.
I fell down the stairs, literally doing a frontflip, got up, grabbed my things, and strolled away.
It was hilarious.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ birthday remix

I killed pedo bear.

Well at least it wasn't any of the other options!

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GFire - - 27 comments @ Yo mama

... But by what I have been told, a woman of her stature could not possibly enter without destroying the universe or something, since she's supposedly "So Fat"

Either that or I'm thinking too deep again.

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GFire - - 27 comments @ have some humour

The thing is, I seem like just the person to do that.

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