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You run to the admin, yet I am already there.

You speak to him, yet it is my face that you see.

With horror-tinged bewilderment you realize you are too late.

The one is many and the many are one;

The admins are me, I am them and you are none.

You try to deny it, yet the truth of the world

Stares right back at you: the ugly face of a troll.

Baleful, mocking eyes the size of ostrich eggs;

A nose that touches yours despite you standing a meter away.

The creature opens its mouth, revealing rows of rotten, square teeth.

From that mouth comes the bloodcurdling sound

Of a twisted battle cry, so ancient and horrific

As to be believed - and hoped - entirely forgotten:

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

It is the last drop of tar in the empty honeypot.

Clawing at your sanity, you fall to your knees,

Understanding finally that the world is changed.

A new time has dawned, where all is pretense;

Where down is up, and nothing makes sense.

The reign of the troll doth truly begin;

You can't wash it away with a boatload of gin.


by Annihitor-The-Incred, 2016




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