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For everyone that likes Warhammer 40k Tabletop and Dawn of War Games or anything to do with Warhammer 40K.
Now that I think of it... HOW in technoheresy did Yarrick manage to adapt an ork power claw to work as his arm?
One way or another he *must* had it fitted for him. Which would require tech knowledge. Which requires an adept of the Omnissiah. Working to get xenos tech functional...
*head explodes*
Here's the secret. The orks are keeping him alive thanks to their collective psychic field.
^ Yarrick is considered to be the most orky human ever by the orks, they actually respect the man.
Apparently everyone is actually okay with it, "Despite its typically crude Orkish appearance, the weapon has been restored and blessed by both the Priests of the Adeptus Ministorum and Adeptus Mechanicus"
HE JUT STUCK IT UN AD IT WURKS WUNDERFUL!
Ork tech works as long as enough Orks believe that it works.
1Ork: 2+2=1
1Eldar: Incorrect
3Orkz: 2+2=1
1Eldar: Correct
Orkz give new meaning to the phrase, "You can, if you believe you can."
Orkz would be the most powerful faction in the entire 40k if they were a bit more intelligent instead of 'just intelligent enough' to be alive and moving about. Imagine if they knew the force of collective though and used it c0nsciously.
But then they wouldn't actually "believe" in it would they?
If they were of normal intelligence, and if they were aware of their psychic field... would they really believe red ones go fastah? Even if they all thought about red ones being the fastest in da galaxy! It wouldn't matter, because they wouldn't believe it.
Nope. They need to be just intelligent enough. That's how they get **** done, lol.
If they were intelligent enough...but somehow didn't understand skepticism...well...****.
Hilarious how they used to be the most advanced species in the universe. Oh well, that didn't work out for them and now they're cleansing the universe of 'Nids.
I'd say being as smart as a sack of bricks works for them.