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One Does Not Simply Walk To Mordor...
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You Sail Instead...
Forward Nobel steed! Make way through the waves!
What shall we do with the drunken sailors,
What shall we do with the drunken sailors...
Stuff them in the sack and throw them over
Stuff them in the sack and throw them over
Stuff them in the sack and throw them over, early in the morning.
Oh please, if the Cave Trolls couldn't do that then what chance do we have? I'd say break out the last barrels of beer to save time, and then get out of the way.
The Hobbits needed a faster way to get to the Lonely mountain so they took the Lord of the Rings tour
Except these are the Dwarves from the movie (and book) titled after a Hobbit, not the Hobbits from the movie titled after a Human who becomes the Lord of the Rings...
I know that :P I said LotR tour because I wasn't sure if there were tours for the Hobbit movies which I found out there are. They're mostly the same locations anyway
IM ON A BOAT
Go home Gandalf your drunk,
1. You spelled your name wrong.
2. Your not on the boat.
One does not simply... raft into Erebor